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Strange habits when using the restroom
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:48 pm
When I walk up to a urinal many times I find that I flush before I even start peeing or right at the beginning so that it’s flushing as I pee. I don’t know why and it makes no sense because I have to flush twice and sometimes have to stand there and wait a second before flushing again so it’s less efficient in bth water usage and time wise.
Also why are you able to hold it in all morning but the second you walk in the bathroom you start dancing all over the place and can’t get the zipper down fast enough.
Lastly I never seem to get it all out and a lot can dribble out when you tuck it back in your pants. So you have to go into a stall, get some toilet paper, and then wipe your leg off.
Also why are you able to hold it in all morning but the second you walk in the bathroom you start dancing all over the place and can’t get the zipper down fast enough.
Lastly I never seem to get it all out and a lot can dribble out when you tuck it back in your pants. So you have to go into a stall, get some toilet paper, and then wipe your leg off.
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Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:49 pm to DavidTheGnome
They say guys with little wieners flush the urinal before using it.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:50 pm to tigerbutt
Who says that
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:50 pm to DavidTheGnome
Try shaking before you just throw it back in there baw
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:50 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:Give the gooch a wee push.
Lastly I never seem to get it all out and a lot can dribble out when you tuck it back in your pants. So you have to go into a stall, get some toilet paper, and then wipe your leg off.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:50 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Lastly I never seem to get it all out and a lot can dribble out when you tuck it back in your pants. So you have to go into a stall, get some toilet paper, and then wipe your leg off.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:51 pm to DavidTheGnome
DavidtheGnome, leading the OT in to the new golden era.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:52 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Lastly I never seem to get it all out and a lot can dribble out when you tuck it back in your pants
You can beat it, slap it or slam it against the wall but when you put it in your pants the last drip is going to fall.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
They do
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:59 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yeah your spot on with the dribble, it won't be an issue until it's late. By then you have dribbled in your pants. Or for me I will get the Austin Powers type pee, where you pee for ever, then it seems you can stop but go again. What bothers me is I never understood why Cops won't let you pee. You see the people on Live PD and Cops won't let them pee.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:09 pm to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
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This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
I stand when I wipe
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
I spit in the urinal before I pee
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:15 pm to tiger1014
I admit I do that too. The lean forward wipe makes me feel effeminate.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:17 pm to 1BamaRTR
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I spit in the urinal before I pee
Samesies
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Lastly I never seem to get it all out and a lot can dribble out when you tuck it back in your pants. So you have to go into a stall, get some toilet paper, and then wipe your leg off.
Sounds like Mommy didn’t properly toilet train you.
Explains quite a bit, actually.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:27 pm to DavidTheGnome
I don’t always keep a poop knife with me.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:34 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Also why are you able to hold it in all morning but the second you walk in the bathroom you start dancing all over the place and can’t get the zipper down fast enough.
are you 6 years old?
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