re: Stories about Fapping at Work

I’ve cranked it in a work bathroom on an excrucaitingly slow day

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I’ve cranked it in a work bathroom on an excrucaitingly slow day

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Because you posted this on the internet, I would say that’s equivalent to 10 Hail Mary’s.

I worked at a place where one of the higher ups got his son, who was a very strange guy, a job as a delivery driver taking part from the warehouse to customers.

I wasn't there long, but the son had a habit of going into the bathroom at the end of the day, turning off the lights, sitting on the floor of the stall, and whacking off to My Little Pony porn. He got walked in on twice.

We know it was My Little Pony porn because he openly talked about being a brony like it was normal, and would walk up to people with his phone saying "hey watch this" like he was going to show a funny video, but instead it would be cartoon My Little Pony porn....

I refused to shake that guys hand.

Had a coworker sit at my desk with me and rub my cock while showing her an application. Let the trouser snake out for a few mins and she stroked it until we heard someone approaching.

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Why do you ask? Are you going to write her poetry or a ballad?

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Overruled. The poster will answer the question.

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I thought about it once. Came close.

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Has anyone fapped at work before or have any good stories about such shenanigans?

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Some people get a ‘smoke break’.

Why cant we take a ‘stroke break’?

Best Workaholics episode ever.

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Women where I work do it all the time, for some reason they like to tell me about it, I guess they get bored after 12-13 hours?

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Why don’t they just find a willing passenger?