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re: Stopped two people trying to move up the aisle on an airplane yesterday

Posted on 3/21/26 at 5:43 am to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40863 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 5:43 am to
quote:

had a tight connection in Frankfurt


Were you on my flight yesterday through Frankfurt because some guy was trying to pull this stunt. He was sitting in a window seat and got up what seemed like every 15 minutes to go to the bathroom or get something from the overhead. I felt sorry for the poor guy in the aisle seat next to him.
This post was edited on 3/21/26 at 5:46 am
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16996 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 6:24 am to
Do this shite to the wrong one and you’ll be cruising for a bruising.
Posted by DWIGHT
LSU
Member since Dec 2008
361 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 6:34 am to
quote:

Were you in a connection hub?

They might have been rushing to make their next flight


Because you save so much time by being first to stand in the aisle
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22190 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 6:36 am to
^^^
This. I’ve never understood the need to immediately rush the aisle. Also I don’t know that people would be up and milling about while taxiing to the gate.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74241 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:22 pm to
No this was almost two years ago now.
I was in an aisle on row 9. Plane was over an hour late to Barcelona. When it landed i had 30 minutes to make an international flight. Luckily I made it with time to spare and read offered an exit row on a 777 so I had over 7' of legroom which was awesome.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39245 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:12 pm to
You are an Oak!
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39245 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:16 pm to
If that’s me you better have those hands up and be able to swing them because I will beat yo arse.

I had to spell check that.
Posted by ColoradoCock
Member since Apr 2025
359 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 12:31 am to
If you sit in the back of the plane you get off last jackass. Who tf you think you are? You sit up front you get off first. Its how it fricking works
Posted by ColoradoCock
Member since Apr 2025
359 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 12:33 am to
You are the type of person who has no business flying. Try to skip me bitch
Posted by RelicBatches86
Florida
Member since Nov 2024
1520 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 4:08 am to
how OP thought we would react to this information
This post was edited on 3/22/26 at 4:08 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66093 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 4:10 am to
I immediately stand up and block these chodes. If you want to get off plane first pay for a seat near front. Otherwise be patient
This post was edited on 3/22/26 at 4:11 am
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
10727 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 5:19 am to
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So they got up and ready before you did and you stop them from being ready before everyone else. Sounds like you're the a-hole. There was nothing stopping anyone else from getting ready at the same time or even before then was there? There's a reason why they don't announce and say we get off with the people up in front getting off first. Because there's fat arse slow people that take forever to get ready and out of their seats. People that get ready ahead of time actually help the flow. What a douche


Yeah, there’s also a reason they don’t announce to put one foot in front of the other while walking. It’s common sense.

You want off the plane first. Pay up. The airlines always announce when a connection is in risk of not making. Otherwise sit the frick down and stop contributing to the decay of society.

Theres a good test for being an a-hole.. some comedian said this. “If everyone behaved like I am right now, would society function”? If the answer is no, you’re the a-hole.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74241 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 7:03 am to
quote:

The airlines always announce when a connection is in risk of not making.


Not when you're connection is a different airline in a major hub.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2314 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 7:18 am to
I wish the flight crew would make an announcement re: aisle etiquette upon landing.

It would mitigate some of this.
This post was edited on 3/22/26 at 9:40 am
Posted by Hampton
Member since Oct 2020
2665 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 10:07 am to
quote:


Yeah, there’s also a reason they don’t announce to put one foot in front of the other while walking. It’s common sense.

You want off the plane first. Pay up. The airlines always announce when a connection is in risk of not making. Otherwise sit the frick down and stop contributing to the decay of society.

Theres a good test for being an a-hole.. some comedian said this. “If everyone behaved like I am right now, would society function”? If the answer is no, you’re the a-hole.


Found the fat arse that's never ready to get off the plane and holds everyone up
Posted by secondandshort
Member since Jan 2014
1100 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 10:09 am to
Thank you for your service. People who don’t put grocery buggies in the buggy area are just about the only worse people.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16066 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 10:18 am to
quote:

because people need to learn decorum.

How about you learn decorum and pack your trailer full of shite you have spread around your seat when descent starts?

Nothing like watching the NPC in front of you start thinking about what to do with their half full cup of coffee, their Kindle, iPad, headphones and sungless after the row in front of them has already stood up and entered the aisle.

And no, he'll not get hammered here, because this board is full of unprepared, inconsiderate people just like you.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66093 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 11:06 am to
Tough titties
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74241 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 12:57 pm to
shite when I fly all that matters to me is making my flight. I could care less about decorum. Unless you have a badge or work for the airline in ignoring you. But again only once have i done this. Usually I'm posted by a window and am sitting until everyone in front is clear. I never check bags so I'm not in a rush most times.

Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9899 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 1:49 pm to
All that matters to me is that the jet doesn’t crash and burst into a fireball.
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