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re: Stopped two people trying to move up the aisle on an airplane yesterday

Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Stand in the aisle and wait?


Why do you care? Cuz…

quote:

Everyone is going to the same place


I don’t fly anymore… last time I was on a plane was 2012.


Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:53 pm to
Big deal. I killed an entire family of 5 for trying to cut in line.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:54 pm to
when you holed up in the airplane bathroom to jack off five times?
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:56 pm to
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when you holed up in the airplane bathroom to jack off five times?


Bathroom? I paid for my seat and I'll do whatever I want in my seat.
Posted by Kenna City Solja
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:57 pm to
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They hopped up when the plane landed and ran up like 10 spots until I put my arm out and stopped them, told them they weren’t going to skip my family. Funny enough, they acted super polite and pretended like they didn’t know what they were doing… I told them they really should back up and let all the people they skipped off first, but they didn’t do that, they did stop and did not try to go past me though.

Wow, you must be the new Chuck Norris
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:00 pm to


thank YOU for your service

gotta handy on a flight to Chicago
from a woman



nb4 what was his name?
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

from a woman


Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:09 pm to
a row mate .. met waiting on the flight and I bought a shite load of mini Kalulahs
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1469 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:12 pm to
Know your point and hear you. Too many people think their time is more valuable than other peoples’ time.

And then the occasional late arrival to connecting flight gets me. And I re-understand the “perp’s” point of view.

Especially when flight attendants, who know the delay impact to connecting flights, announce request upon landing to allow impacted folks the opportunity to get off plane sooner. Never happens.

Ironically, people like you don’t let it happen.

It’s a me world.

I think (hope) God has a plan for the me’s.

Your wife turning you down for sex ain’t an accident, for example. No seeming connection.

Yet…

This post was edited on 3/20/26 at 7:14 pm
Posted by TheHarahanian
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Member since May 2017
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:15 pm to

A hall monitor on an airplane. Fancy
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19408 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:17 pm to
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No we were getting off an international flight so I’m guessing they were trying to rush ahead and beat everyone to customs, I’m sure if they were trying to make a connection they would have said so


Shoot first, ask questions later

But seriously I just assume these people have a short connection. And if not, not worth getting bothered over a few seconds
Posted by TheDude
Member since May 2004
2698 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:19 pm to
What is the male version of a Karen, a Kevin? Because I'm about there. Oh no, someone is trying to uphold ANY social etiquette! God bless the Karens.

In your situation, I'd let people by if they told me they had a really quick connection. They're probably lying but whatever. Otherwise, frick those people.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:19 pm to
a Gary
Posted by cubsfinger
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:20 pm to
Seems like this happens more often going to Atlanta or Nola
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
3937 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

They hopped up when the plane landed and ran up like 10 spots


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But I’m not sure that it’s actually prohibited


It absolutely is. You can’t get up until the plane parks at the gate and the captain turns the seatbelt light off.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:22 pm to
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They hopped up when the plane landed and ran up like 10 spots until I put my arm out and stopped them, told them they weren’t going to skip my family. Funny enough, they acted super polite and pretended like they didn’t know what they were doing… I told them they really should back up and let all the people they skipped off first, but they didn’t do that, they did stop and did not try to go past me though. Seriously what is wrong with people who do this? Such a classless thing to do.


:WEGOTABADASSOVERHERE:
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:22 pm to
imagine the average OTard trying to waddle their way down ten rows before other people can unbuckle
Posted by TheDude
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:22 pm to
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a Gary


That's my dad's name. Makes sense I'm predisposed.
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
7092 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:23 pm to
I agree it’s classless in most cases, but I have been in a situation where I needed to run off the plane to make it to a connecting flight in time.
This post was edited on 3/20/26 at 7:24 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:24 pm to
I appreciate your efforts.
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