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Stop a crying baby

Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:11 am
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:11 am
I need to post this to bookmark for later.

That is all...

LINK
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85820 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:15 am to
Will try
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:26 am to
Sometimes I hate my job, but at least I don't have crying babies in my office all day.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:28 am to
quote:

Will try
please report back... I currently don't have access to any babies.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:30 am to
Wait... You have a baby?
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:32 am to
Good to know for later in life. I never use condoms
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 5:33 am
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85820 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:33 am to
Yep, went and knocked up my sister so sometime towards the end of this month.

Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:34 am to
Congratulations
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49697 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:38 am to
Dr. David Hill showed my wife this many, many years ago and yes it works. He had an explanation though I don't remember what it was.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14628 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:42 am to
I'm rocking my 9 month old back to sleep right now. fricking double ear infection.
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:47 am to
Duct tape just like that woman did to the dog.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:57 am to
Duct tape, really ? Electrical tape would work better it's just a baby not a hooker who saw too much.

OP, crying babies are just little people trying to tell you they're not happy. Clean, feed, dry, burb and repeat until they stop
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 6:03 am
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7442 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:58 am to
Do wha that dr did. Choke it and squeeze its crotch.
Posted by BROffshoreTigerFan
Edmond, OK
Member since Oct 2007
10004 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:03 am to
It's cool, but not enough so I'd want another kid just to try it.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:04 am to
Stopping it from crying is only maybe half the battle. Getting them to sleep at 3 in the morning so you can get another hour or so before going to work is the next step. Need a video on that.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117269 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:04 am to
Hawkeye Pierce had an effective method on MASH.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14628 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:08 am to
quote:

Stopping it from crying is only maybe half the battle. Getting them to sleep at 3 in the morning so you can get another hour or so before going to work is the next step. Need a video on that.



The struggle is real
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61816 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:17 am to
So did your sister take your name or will she be all modern and hyphenate it?

Mary Lou Gump-Gump







Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:18 am to
So basically, you ARE supposed to shake babies when they don't stop crying?
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
33812 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:25 am to
Could have used this tip this morning. frick you for being so slow
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