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Stop a crying baby
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:11 am
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:11 am
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:26 am to yankeeundercover
Sometimes I hate my job, but at least I don't have crying babies in my office all day.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:28 am to Bama and Beer
quote:please report back... I currently don't have access to any babies.
Will try
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:30 am to Bama and Beer
Wait... You have a baby?
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:32 am to yankeeundercover
Good to know for later in life. I never use condoms
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 5:33 am
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:33 am to eScott
Yep, went and knocked up my sister so sometime towards the end of this month.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:38 am to eScott
Dr. David Hill showed my wife this many, many years ago and yes it works. He had an explanation though I don't remember what it was.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:42 am to yankeeundercover
I'm rocking my 9 month old back to sleep right now. fricking double ear infection.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:47 am to yankeeundercover
Duct tape just like that woman did to the dog.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:57 am to EastNastySwag
Duct tape, really ? Electrical tape would work better it's just a baby not a hooker who saw too much.
OP, crying babies are just little people trying to tell you they're not happy. Clean, feed, dry, burb and repeat until they stop
OP, crying babies are just little people trying to tell you they're not happy. Clean, feed, dry, burb and repeat until they stop
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 6:03 am
Posted on 12/2/15 at 5:58 am to tilco
Do wha that dr did. Choke it and squeeze its crotch.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:03 am to yankeeundercover
It's cool, but not enough so I'd want another kid just to try it. 
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:04 am to yankeeundercover
Stopping it from crying is only maybe half the battle. Getting them to sleep at 3 in the morning so you can get another hour or so before going to work is the next step. Need a video on that.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:04 am to yankeeundercover
Hawkeye Pierce had an effective method on MASH.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:08 am to KG6
quote:
Stopping it from crying is only maybe half the battle. Getting them to sleep at 3 in the morning so you can get another hour or so before going to work is the next step. Need a video on that.
The struggle is real
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:17 am to Bama and Beer
So did your sister take your name or will she be all modern and hyphenate it?
Mary Lou Gump-Gump

Mary Lou Gump-Gump
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:18 am to yankeeundercover
So basically, you ARE supposed to shake babies when they don't stop crying?
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:25 am to yankeeundercover
Could have used this tip this morning. frick you for being so slow 
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