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Starting a GoFundMe so I can get a dream matchup here
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:55 pm
I’m trying to orchestrate a fight between Hawgnsincebirth55 and a chimpanzee. Before we start this I need 3 things:
1) We need to find someone with a chimpanzee that doesn’t have a problem with him fighting to the death.
2) A good lawyer that can write a contract where Hawgnsincebirth55‘s loved ones- I mean the chimpanzees owner can’t sue Hawgnsincebirth55 when he inevitably wins.
3) I think $10,000 would be the appropriate amount we’d need to fund this.
Anyone already have a GoFundMe account so we can get this ball rolling? Hawgnsincebirth55 with his martial arts training makes him the obvious choice here since the chimp can only bite and rip arms off, but I eagerly look forward to this. Could be the best OT Get Together ever.
1) We need to find someone with a chimpanzee that doesn’t have a problem with him fighting to the death.
2) A good lawyer that can write a contract where Hawgnsincebirth55‘s loved ones- I mean the chimpanzees owner can’t sue Hawgnsincebirth55 when he inevitably wins.
3) I think $10,000 would be the appropriate amount we’d need to fund this.
Anyone already have a GoFundMe account so we can get this ball rolling? Hawgnsincebirth55 with his martial arts training makes him the obvious choice here since the chimp can only bite and rip arms off, but I eagerly look forward to this. Could be the best OT Get Together ever.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 5:00 pm
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:56 pm to OMLandshark
Is that one at Blue Bayou still alive?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:57 pm to OMLandshark
lsupride has the winner.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:57 pm to upgrayedd
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Is that one at Blue Bayou still alive?
2 bans
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:58 pm to beerJeep
It was the chimp from Funfair Park
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:59 pm to OMLandshark
I don't think you understood his argument in the other thread. This is going to be much more expensive. Apparently we have to hire Brock Lesnar and / or Daniel Cormier and THEN get someone to train Mr. Bubblegum in human martial arts and the rules of the UFC. Oh and ETA, Mr. Bubblegum will have to lose some weight and make sure he is of average size for chimphood. Any bigger and the whole thing's off.
I think that's where we left the goalposts towards the end of the thread.
I think that's where we left the goalposts towards the end of the thread.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 5:01 pm to upgrayedd
Which one?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 5:04 pm to OMLandshark
There is an entire primate facility on the Northshore. Say you need one for a Sociology experiment.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:11 pm to OMLandshark
This feels like a response thread.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:12 pm to ShoeBang
The biggest a chimp gets is around 130 pounds and 4 feet tall. Literally the biggest. Do you understand that answer yes or no please.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:18 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
This feels like a response thread.
It took you an hour to figure that out?
quote:
The biggest a chimp gets is around 130 pounds and 4 feet tall. Literally the biggest. Do you understand that answer yes or no please.
So we can get a 130 pound chimp for you to fight? That’s something we could probably do. You’ll need to bring the stain resistant carpet so that nothing will get too dirty from all the blood and feces.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:28 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
you really are retarded. Not surprised at all you’re a high school PE teacher 
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:32 pm to OMLandshark
Get the chimp to wear a Tiger Droppings t shirt and maybe Chicken will sponsor part of it.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:34 pm to boosiebadazz
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Not surprised at all you’re a high school PE teacher
Shocking. Got a real Uncle Rico here.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:35 pm to OMLandshark
Please, please, please God let this happen!! 
Lets let "Hawgsincebirth55" & "Oweo" both have a try with the chimp at the same time! This would be pure gold 
Lets let "Hawgsincebirth55" & "Oweo" both have a try with the chimp at the same time! This would be pure gold This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:38 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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130 pounds and 4 feet tall
That is plenty big enough to rip your arm off and beat you to death with it
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:40 pm to OMLandshark
waiting to see the first odds to be posted
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:41 pm to OMLandshark
Scruffy bets you could get this all set up in Tijuana.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:47 pm to Scruffy
This could be the main event at one of the cock fights in Tijuana. 
Posted on 2/20/19 at 7:03 pm to OMLandshark
We will need to get them different colored shorts so we can tell them apart during the fight.
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