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re: Stare into the cold, lifeless eyes of a slag that just slept with 100 guys

Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:00 pm to
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
22594 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:00 pm to
Pornography isn’t so much a vice as it is a weapon directed at society. Flooding a country with porn is like flooding it with fentanyl.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:04 pm to
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Imagine being the father of a girl who (1) allows herself to be used as a human cum dumpster and (2) makes a documentary to tell the world about it.


Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16625 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:06 pm to
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We really need to send a single OTer over there to do this.

This. Which incel of the OT volunteers as tribute?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135999 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:07 pm to
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She actually sounded like she regretted it.


How could she not?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:09 pm to
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Also if she struggled to do 100 in a day, how the hell does she plan to do 1,000? That’s 42 dudes per hour. Forty-two.

Even if she takes multiples at a time, there’s only two holes that count as actual sex, so I assume there are rules to this kind of shite. Like you can’t just jerk or suck some dude for a few seconds and have that count toward the total. I assume actual sex has to happen to be a legit number.

Slut math is tough.


Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
22594 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:15 pm to
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How could she not?


Being called a whore stings women's ego in a real way, like nothing else will, with that said I think it's much easier for men to understand the damage that sleeping around does, and it's because our brains are so logical. Women can be childlike in the way they discount consequences.

Whoever her father is, he failed her completely and totally.
This post was edited on 12/11/24 at 7:43 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:15 pm to
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Which incel of the OT volunteers as tribute?


How about OweO?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16625 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:19 pm to
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How about OweO?

Winner of the oweo v owlfan fight gets an all expense paid trip to be number 1000? I’d donate to that GFM.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:21 pm to
I’ll add a Benjamin to this fund.
Posted by theone
LSU
Member since Nov 2005
2095 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:41 pm to

Let’s say a the average dick is 5.5 inches
And each guy got in a thrust every 2 seconds
Each guy getting 2 minutes is 60 thrusts each
For a total of 6,000 thrusts
6,000 x 5.5 inches = 33,000 inches or 0.52 miles of dick.

If she does get a 1000 guys that would be more than 5miles of dick in a day.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13462 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:41 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/11/24 at 6:42 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:46 pm to
Probably also a disease that currently isn’t known to man.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16625 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:50 pm to
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Probably also a disease that currently isn’t known to man.

Would she get naming rights?

Lillymydia sounds fun.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25845 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:51 pm to
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With about a gallon of gorilla glue....


With not knowing the rules of her event, it’s possible she had about that much leaking out of her during that interview.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127939 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:24 pm to
Probably had to follow her around with a mop and bucket for a week
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194631 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:27 pm to
nope

shes dead inside
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
9492 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:33 pm to
“It was hard”

That’s what she said 100 times…
This post was edited on 12/13/24 at 2:48 pm
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
9492 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:35 pm to
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Pornstar Lily Philips tests positive for chlamydia, gonorrhea, and HSV-2 after sleeping with 100 men in one day.

She has a lot of notifications to make.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:40 pm to
It's on social media. It must be true.
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11767 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:41 pm to
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Sure it is fun to partake in but it fries those receptors and suddenly the world seems dull and grey


Is this why women are now voting the way they do? Aborting a baby is nothing to them?
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