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St. Tammany Sheriff uploads zipper merge PSA, responses are what you expect

Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:06 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18286 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:06 pm



Which OT posters are these?




Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35041 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67928 posts
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Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11104 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:08 pm to
Lol... people are dumb. I wish those who didn't zipper merge or allow for it could be ticketed
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65997 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
Member since Oct 2021
1181 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:08 pm to
Anti zipper merger here
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26349 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:08 pm to
The average citizen is so fricking stupid. I love interacting with people who don’t understand that zipper merges are more efficient. Those that take it as an afront to their pride and honor when you try and merge in at the barricade.
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
7939 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:13 pm to
People who don't understand the concept of zippering really struggle in round-a-bouts also.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:20 pm to
Zipper merge is great. I always ride that beau chene turn lane all the way to francos and then "ZIP" right in.
Posted by Mariner
Mandeville, LA
Member since Jul 2009
1941 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:28 pm to
I attended a public display on the potential HWY 1088 project, which involved a few scenarios. One of them was a median with pedestrian bikepath. You should have heard the responses. Bitching about the traffic, the traffic, the traffic. Asking how much does this cost like they are buying a car. They bitch about the roads and infrastructure, and then when a proposal to solve the problem (and grow the area) is introduced, they bitch about that. I witnessed so much LA near sightedness at that forum. They asked for written feedback, and I wrote something along the lines of stop listening to these buffoons and do what you think is best for the parish, and you know that is improving infrastructure to market to new business and serve the needs of the residents. I told them to go with the most expensive option
This post was edited on 4/13/22 at 4:29 pm
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:32 pm to
If the single lane can support traffic flowing without a slowdown, then the zipper merge technique will frick things up. No different than a merge into the interstate: match speed and get in early. You don't stop at the end of the lane.

If traffic is already at a crawl, it really doesn't matter. Merge has to happen somewhere.
This post was edited on 4/13/22 at 4:34 pm
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:34 pm to
Y’all zipper mergers want to sound all smart like you know something other people don’t know.

But I’m going to agree with the Facebook responders.

Zipper merging works in theory, on paper. But it fails when you get to the end of the lane and a couple dickheads won’t let you merge. Then you have to come to an abrupt stop and try to merge from a complete stop. frick all that

I agree with merging sooner if there is an opening
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41626 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:35 pm to
I’m not sure of the validity of the person telling me to take a ‘sippy sip’
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
3815 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:36 pm to
Honest question, is this what you're supposed to do when going west on I10 through New Orleans and you take the southerly exit for the Crescent Bridge and Claiborne? Cause that's the most f***ed up ramp. And folks get really angry if you try to zipper merge, even though it is the proper way.

I never understood why it backs up so much even when 90 is moving just fine.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:37 pm to
Zipper merging is superior in computer simulations where every car cooperates.

It doesn’t take into account baws with truck nuts and teenagers on tik tok while driving
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34102 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:39 pm to
Can they translate that PSA into Spanish and show it in Dallas and Houston
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68656 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:39 pm to
I see this in two spots on my commute.


here is the problem. The people in the lane that is ending just go fricking crazy. So instead of zippering they speed up and try to just get in front of whoever. So you might have 2-3 cars speed up and cut people off causing the whole line to stop.



This post was edited on 4/13/22 at 4:44 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:40 pm to
Comments here will be about the same. People are idiots.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117711 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:41 pm to
Just do whatever is most inconvenient for the a-hole that didn’t want you to merge at first.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28381 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:41 pm to
Plus it’s just kinda common sense and common courtesy to take turns letting a car each into the lane.
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