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Spouses canceling intercourse due to Corona virus

Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:09 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:09 pm
We must all do our part to keep everyone safe. I think if we all pitch in and abstain until about July 30th we can stop climate change and toxic Corona. I have spoken.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26565 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:09 pm to
I’m good I will take my chances
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66568 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:09 pm to
I'll frick your wife for you if she is under 2 bills
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59453 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:10 pm to
Gotta be having it first for it to be cancelled.


Looks like I’m in the clear.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179922 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:10 pm to
my back yard has the corona virus, all the grass is dead.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:10 pm to
Swing and a miss.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5176 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:11 pm to
My wife cancelled like 6 years ago just to be on the safe side.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

I'll frick your wife for you if she is under 2 bills


I’ll frick her if she’s over 2 bills.

Sounds like we have this covered.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Spouses canceling intercourse due to Corona virus


Does this mean the dick pill thread won't be around anymore?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45551 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:12 pm to
I havn't had sex since the coronavirus came on the scene. At this point I'd be willing to catch it if it meant I could do it again.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

quote:
I'll frick your wife for you if she is under 2 bills


I’ll frick her if she’s over 2 bills.

Sounds like we have this covered.


I’ll frick her if she’s at exactly 2 bills
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

quote: I'll frick your wife for you if she is under 2 bills I’ll frick her if she’s over 2 bills. Sounds like we have this covered.

I’ll frick her if she’s at exactly 2 bills


Well frick...anyone claimed the pooper yet?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Well frick...anyone claimed the pooper yet?


Show some respect. We’re talking about someone’s wife
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:18 pm to
I’m married. I’ve been quarantined for weeks.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41684 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Spouses


quote:

intercourse


I'm confused.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29701 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:26 pm to
You and your spouse should have cancelled intercourse due to the AIDS virus a long time ago. It’s very problematic in the gay community
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19078 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:27 pm to
Us married baws ain’t tripping!
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5186 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:28 pm to
spouses have intercourse?

Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16464 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:30 pm to
Slighty off topic, but do NOT use hand sanitizer as fapping lube.

While the start is pretty pleasant, it turns ugly pretty quickly.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66568 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:43 pm to
Be careful. I'm getting older and my balls sag more. I'll put some hazard lights on them for you
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