re: Spousal Annoyances...Anyone else ever have to deal with this one with your better half?

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wife will sit on the couch next to me then look over and ask me to get up and grab something that she just walked past.

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I aint gonna do it

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Mrs Prez: I’m moving things you have stored because of reasons only evident or logical to me. Don’t ask me what I moved or where I moved them to.

Also Mrs Prez: Can you find this really specific thing that is no longer where you put it because I decided to move your stuff but there’s no chance in hell I’ll admit to moving? And how dare you accuse me of moving the stuff I told you I moved after I did it.

Mrs Prez a little later: Yes you found the thing I was looking for, in a place that there’s no way in hell you put it there, even after I told you it wasn’t there and not to look, and I’m never going to fully admit to moving even though I obviously did. But anyways it’s clearly your fault in the first place for not storing your things in the only logical to me spot in the first place causing me to have to move your stuff that I’m still not admitting to moving.

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I do not believe this at all. The normal conversation about finding things is this:

Mr. Lady: Where is the _____?

Mrs. Lady: It's in the garage by the tool box or maybe it's in the 3rd drawer of the tool box.

Mr. Lady: Goes and looks. Comes back inside. No, it's not there.

Mrs. Lady: Goes outside to garage and looks in 3rd drawer of tool box and finds item.


This is the normal situation regarding finding things at all houses which I've heard of.

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I’ll bet we own, but can’t find, a thousand of them. I end up cutting and cleaning under my nails using all manner of field expedient methods and materials. When I give up looking I surreptitiously buy one and put it in my shave kit. This apparently triggers some antediluvian response in Mrs M causing her to ask me if she can borrow it. The item, once borrowed, is never seen again.

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What's wrong with your wives that they need fingernail clippers? It's been years since I used any because all nail matters should be handled by professionals at the nail salon!