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re: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2021: Megan Thee Stallion makes the cover.... (NSFW)

Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:26 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:26 am to
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but someone who clearly fails beauty standards gets ridiculed


Which is why the fatties created social justice categories to blame you when you criticize them.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:28 am to
Pass.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104097 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:28 am to
I don’t go out of my way to pick on the fat or the ugly but trying to prop them up as something to emulate is going to cause my inner snark to pipe up.

Kind of like with Kamala’s stepdaughter who is a model despite looking like an ugly hairy meth head.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79455 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:28 am to
Solid thread.

Cisgender, straight Female who isn’t 500 pounds.

Wonder what so many people are having an issue with?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:30 am to
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Cisgender, straight Female who isn’t 500 pounds.

Wonder what so many people are having an issue with?


Shes fat. Shes actually obese.

But you were hoping it was because shes black
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 9:36 am
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9484 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:30 am to
Refreshing to see she is not covered in tattoos.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65899 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:30 am to
I guess they found the most attractive image of her they possibly could for the cover.

Still not very attractive though.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:30 am to
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If she dropped about 25 lbs, she'd be stunning.



She's about a 4.5 right now even with the airbrushed cover. If she dropped 25 pounds she might be able to get to a 7.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:30 am to
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Which sport does HE play?

Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65899 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Solid thread.

Cisgender, straight Female who isn’t 500 pounds.

Wonder what so many people are having an issue with?


She's not attractive.
Posted by the4thgen
Dallas, tx
Member since Sep 2010
1849 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:33 am to
Considering their current trend towards sea cows, I can get on board with this.
Posted by GoRuckTiger
Bossie City
Member since Aug 2013
1565 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:35 am to
I'm not familiar with her but she looks good to me. Maybe not cover worthy but that's a good pic. I was seriously expecting something rotund and confused on it's gender so color me surprised.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29691 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:36 am to
The top of the cover reads: “opening eyes | speaking truths | changing minds.”

Example of Megan Thee Stallion’s eye opening “truths” :

The category is body, look at the way it's sittin' (yeah)
That ratio so out of control
That waist, that arse, them titties (that waist, that arse, them titties)
If I wasn't me and I would've see myself, I would have bought me a drink (hey)
Took me home, did me long, ate it with the panties on (ugh, ugh, ugh)












Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74888 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Solid thread.

Cisgender, straight Female who isn’t 500 pounds.

Wonder what so many people are having an issue with?


you honestly find her to be attractive in comparison to previous SI Models?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:38 am to
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40157 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:40 am to
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Took me home, did me long, ate it with the panties on (ugh, ugh, ugh)



Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
57075 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:42 am to
Y'all twerking is a sport. She needs insurance on her knees for all of it that she does .
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13993 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:47 am to
Should be a special BLM edition with a “regular” edition for the other 87%.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104097 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:50 am to
As Sam Kinnison said about 2 Live Crew, “I guess the Beatles didn’t have time for that one.”
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8355 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:51 am to
Uh, is this a Babylon Bee article??
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