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Spinoff Thread: From the "Sex Talk" thread
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:41 pm
Guys, do you remember your first accidental orgasm? Like before puberty? I remember the exact time and place and it was a long ago. I was 6 years old, climbing up the street sign pole at the corner of our street. Got just about to the top and it hit me. Grabbed onto the sign and held on to keep from falling.
Had no idea WTF had happened. Figured it out the first time i fapped. i was like so THAT's what that was !
Had no idea WTF had happened. Figured it out the first time i fapped. i was like so THAT's what that was !
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:43 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
6 years old,
where did the man touch you
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:44 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
6 years old,
bullshite
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:44 pm to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:44 pm to MorbidTheClown
What the frick
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:44 pm to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:44 pm to Topwater Trout
you first one was a little different i guess.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:45 pm to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:45 pm to SthGADawg
quote:
6 years old,
bullshite
it's not like i blasted. but it was the same feeling.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:46 pm to MorbidTheClown
accidental? Never happened.
My friend told me that he orgasmed and it was wonderful. So I rubbed my dick until it worked. I was maybe 12?
My friend told me that he orgasmed and it was wonderful. So I rubbed my dick until it worked. I was maybe 12?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:47 pm to MorbidTheClown
I think that something may be physically wrong with you "down there".
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:47 pm to MorbidTheClown
Pro tip:
While petroleum jelly and Vicks vapor rub may have a similar consistency, the do NOT feel the same.
While petroleum jelly and Vicks vapor rub may have a similar consistency, the do NOT feel the same.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:48 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
you first one was a little different i guess.
i don't remember it but i do remember worrying about going blind and hair growing on my palms
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:48 pm to MorbidTheClown
bullshite, you know your gay arse started sliding down the top of the stop sign and that's when you had your orgasm.
This post was edited on 1/19/16 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:55 pm to MorbidTheClown
were you wearing raw denim?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:55 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
street sign pole at the corner of our street.
Per urban dictionary; You had your first orgasm at 6, climbing up a "stolen things" "phallic object" "where the hookers hangout" "in the ghetto".
Mine was a little different, but CSB
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