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Soyuz capsule fails to dock with ISS
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:25 am
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:25 am
The capsule was carrying a humanoid robot.
I bet the robot was built by east Asians who couldn't program decent driving skills into it.
I bet the robot was built by east Asians who couldn't program decent driving skills into it.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:29 am to TheHarahanian
This had promise, but you whiffed on the punchline.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:31 am to TheHarahanian
God doesn't want us to put a humanoid robot on the ISS. He's trying to save humanity from ourselves, but I doubt we'll take the hints.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:33 am to TheHarahanian
It was obviously a femalinoid robot
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:39 am to TheHarahanian
So what happened to it? Did it float out into space? Come back home? What?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:49 am to Giantkiller
quote:
So what happened to it? Did it float out into space? Come back home? What?
It sent a message.
quote:
01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101010 01100101 01110010 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00101110 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 01001110 01000001 01010011 01000001 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110000 01101111 01101110 01110011 01100101 00101100 00100000 00100010 01110011 01101111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 00101110 00100010
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:53 am to X123F45
Did anyone else google this to translate it from binary?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:02 am to Giantkiller
The Moscow Times
quote:
The spacecraft is currently 96 meters away from the station and officials plan to attempt docking again on Monday morning, the state-run RIA Novosti news agency reported, citing Russia's flight control center.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:07 am to Oilfieldbiology
Yes, it was pretty good! 
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:07 am to TheHarahanian
I hope it’s not that poor robot they beat with hockey sticks and broke bottles on. That poor guy doesn’t need this to deal with also.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:13 am to TheHarahanian
I would call the robot “Johnny 5” if i were on that space station
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:28 am to Kentucker
96 meters, that’s like what 27 feet?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:33 am to TheHarahanian
Vodka involved incident.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:34 am to Booyow
Why are they measuring in meters anyway. Isn’t that a unit of volume?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:38 am to Oilfieldbiology
In outer space they use the asteroids to measure in metes and bounds
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:51 am to Oilfieldbiology
quote:
Why are they measuring in meters anyway. Isn’t that a unit of volume?
You’re thinking of cubic meters. Common mistake. The meter has actually been around since the Middle Ages and was based on the length of a horse’s leg.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 9:08 am to Oilfieldbiology
Yep.
I'm tired of jerking it to these computers.
- NASA "SO are we"
I'm tired of jerking it to these computers.
- NASA "SO are we"
Posted on 8/24/19 at 9:24 am to Oilfieldbiology
quote:
Why are they measuring in meters anyway. Isn’t that a unit of volume?

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