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Soyuz capsule fails to dock with ISS

Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:25 am
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24341 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:25 am
The capsule was carrying a humanoid robot.

I bet the robot was built by east Asians who couldn't program decent driving skills into it.
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18900 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:29 am to
This had promise, but you whiffed on the punchline.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:31 am to
God doesn't want us to put a humanoid robot on the ISS. He's trying to save humanity from ourselves, but I doubt we'll take the hints.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:33 am to
It was obviously a femalinoid robot
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25801 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:39 am to
So what happened to it? Did it float out into space? Come back home? What?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:49 am to
quote:

So what happened to it? Did it float out into space? Come back home? What?




It sent a message.

quote:

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Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42724 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:53 am to
Did anyone else google this to translate it from binary?
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:02 am to
The Moscow Times

quote:

The spacecraft is currently 96 meters away from the station and officials plan to attempt docking again on Monday morning, the state-run RIA Novosti news agency reported, citing Russia's flight control center.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22016 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:07 am to
Yes, it was pretty good!
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45520 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:07 am to
I hope it’s not that poor robot they beat with hockey sticks and broke bottles on. That poor guy doesn’t need this to deal with also.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20242 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:13 am to
I would call the robot “Johnny 5” if i were on that space station
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42724 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:28 am to
96 meters, that’s like what 27 feet?
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:31 am to
No, about 315 feet
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61791 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:32 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:33 am to
Vodka involved incident.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42724 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:34 am to
Why are they measuring in meters anyway. Isn’t that a unit of volume?
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:38 am to
In outer space they use the asteroids to measure in metes and bounds
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45520 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Why are they measuring in meters anyway. Isn’t that a unit of volume?



You’re thinking of cubic meters. Common mistake. The meter has actually been around since the Middle Ages and was based on the length of a horse’s leg.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74880 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 9:08 am to
Yep.

I'm tired of jerking it to these computers.
- NASA "SO are we"
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89808 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Why are they measuring in meters anyway. Isn’t that a unit of volume?

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