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re: southerners whining about northern transplants is akin to AA protesting gentrification
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:03 pm to Collegedropout
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:03 pm to Collegedropout
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Cuck
Big word coming from a ******* piece of motherless ******* liberal snow******** without shame, you *******'s just keep on ******ing until there's no ***** to ******* anymore. Coward, frick you.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:03 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Because Yanks suck. I'm out in my pasture last winter conducting a prescribed fire, something I do every winter to guard against wildfire. Plus, it makes the place look better. I do it at night so it's easier to see embers or hot spots that can be put out.
I've been out there for about 30 minutes when I hear the fire alarm go off in the distance. I'm thinking surely not. Everyone knows what a prescribed fire is.
Now I hear running footsteps on the blacktop and turn to see my new neighbor from OHIO in a panic. You need help buddy! I don't want your barn to burn! Tell me what to do! Just as I'm about to begin explaining to him what I'm doing, the fire Chief pulls up, steps out of his truck and sees me standing there with a rake in my hand and a backpack sprayer full of water. Jerry is that you? Yep. Son of a bitch! He gets on his radio and tells the truck to go back to the station.
I spend the next 30 minutes trying to explain to OHIO what the hell a prescribed burn is and why he needs to stay out of my business.
I've been out there for about 30 minutes when I hear the fire alarm go off in the distance. I'm thinking surely not. Everyone knows what a prescribed fire is.
Now I hear running footsteps on the blacktop and turn to see my new neighbor from OHIO in a panic. You need help buddy! I don't want your barn to burn! Tell me what to do! Just as I'm about to begin explaining to him what I'm doing, the fire Chief pulls up, steps out of his truck and sees me standing there with a rake in my hand and a backpack sprayer full of water. Jerry is that you? Yep. Son of a bitch! He gets on his radio and tells the truck to go back to the station.
I spend the next 30 minutes trying to explain to OHIO what the hell a prescribed burn is and why he needs to stay out of my business.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:06 pm to geauxbrown
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I spend the next 30 minutes trying to explain to OHIO what the hell a prescribed burn is and why he needs to stay out of my business.
Your house will burn down one day and he'll just smoke cigarettes and watch.
Saw flames on his neighbors property at night and called the fire department? What a yankee a-hole.
This post was edited on 9/22/17 at 12:31 am
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:09 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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convince me otherwise
Burden is on you to establish your premise linking southern whining to AA protesting.
Stupid yankee.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:32 pm to Wildcat In Germany
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I've spent weeks at a time in Paris, London, and Lisbon. My guess is that you haven't.
Baw. Is that really where you want to hang your hat? I will admit that I never have been to Lisbon. I did go to most of Japan in the eight months I spent there. Singapore, Jakarta, Jogjakarta, Bali, Kuala Lumpur, Manila, Hong Kong, Kowloon,, Macau, and Okinawa. (I included Okinawa because most Okinawans I spoke to don't like being part of Japan)
Many parts of England and France. Dublin, Belfast, Edinborough, Amsterdam, Den Hague, Switzerland, Brussels, Franfurt, Oslo, Stockholm, Helsinki, Luxembourg, Cali, Bogota, Caracas, Sydney, Perth, Brisbane, and Adelaide. I left some European cities and countries out. Most were 1-4 weeks with some lasting up to 7.
I am married to a girl from British Columbia that I met in Tokyo. I got engaged to her in Hobart, Tasmania.
I have the passports saved and a full set of coins from each country.
Your move, Chief.
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:43 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
No dog in this fight
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:04 pm to Collegedropout
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You're saying the blacks have a superior culture?
What is “black culture?” How is it different from southern “white culture?”
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:10 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Hot take: Urban vs. Rural wayyyyy more important than North vs South. Some Wisconsin country boy is way more "southern" than your average Baton Rouge hipster.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:13 pm to Masterag
You've never heard somebody told they aren't acting black enough? That's black culture
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:06 pm to Collegedropout
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You've never heard somebody told they aren't acting black enough? That's black culture
The irony is that I've been told that. I have been called Oreo and other similar insults.
The truth is that, despite my race, I'm one of the "whitest" black people some have met.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:56 pm to Masterag
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What is “black culture?” How is it different from southern “white culture?”
Hint: Its not.
Much to the dismay of both black and whites in the south, they have more in common with each other than either race does with the Yankee version of themselves. Culture is mostly drawn along racial lines but Southern and regional cultures are much stronger than race.
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:59 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Most of the northeners I've met have been very nice to me. Except for one frick hole from Boston. I want to college with him for a short time. Biggest douche nozzle I've ever met.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 12:03 am to GreatLakesTiger24
"Yankees are like Hemorrhoids. If they come down and go right back up...they are okay. If they come down and stay down...they are a pain in the arse."
Posted on 9/22/17 at 12:04 am to Wildcat In Germany
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The Philly Cheesesteak and the NY Cheesecake are two of the greatest inventions ever. Better than any southern dish.
A cheesesteak from Philly is hot garbage. We do that better than Philly. And people I've met from Philly say the same. You must not eat a lot of southern cuisine if you have that opinion.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 1:38 am to GreatLakesTiger24
White people moving into decrepit areas improve them.
Northerners infest the south and make it ruder.
They are completely opposite.
No one has ever called you "the smart one" have they?
Northerners infest the south and make it ruder.
They are completely opposite.
No one has ever called you "the smart one" have they?
Posted on 9/22/17 at 3:30 am to BamaFan89
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Congrats on catching my phone’s autocorrect. Clearly I’ve been bested.
Your phone auto corrected to "Northerns"? I don't believe you.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:04 am to volod
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I'm one of the "whitest" black people some have met.
That's because you are an anomaly. You are country, black, and like to read.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:17 am to GreatLakesTiger24
no one has ever complained about yankees
Posted on 9/22/17 at 6:24 am to Wildcat In Germany
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The Philly Cheesesteak and the NY Cheesecake are two of the greatest inventions ever. Better than any southern dish.
The Philly cheesesteak is fricking terrible. Swiss, provolone, or wiz, it always ends up tasting...gross.
As for the cheesecake, do you honestly believe the custard pie started with the cheese cake?
Posted on 9/22/17 at 6:29 am to Mo Jeaux
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Your phone auto corrected to "Northerns"? I don't believe you
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