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re: Southern Similes
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:29 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:29 pm to mmmmmbeeer
That went over like a fart in church
When something is really disorganized-it’s like two monkeys fricking a football
When something is really disorganized-it’s like two monkeys fricking a football
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:31 pm to Legion of Doom
Sweating like a person in involuntary servitude
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:32 pm to pensacola
Fine as frog hair
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:33 pm to bakersman
Shot at and missed, shite at and hit.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:36 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Slicker'n deer guts on a door knob.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:36 pm to Legion of Doom
I usually hear that when someone’s having difficulty performing some sort of difficult or awkward physical task: “You look like a monkey trying to frick a football.”
Another one I like: “You could frick-up a one-car parade.”
Another one I like: “You could frick-up a one-car parade.”
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:39 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
All over that like a fat kid on a cupcake
That’s about as fricked up as a football bat.
Gotta piss like a racehorse
That’s about as fricked up as a football bat.
Gotta piss like a racehorse
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:43 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Time to hook to the arse wagon.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:44 pm to mmmmmbeeer
I've gotta shite worse than a three legged crippled coon
It's hotter than two mice fricking in a wool sock
It's hotter than two mice fricking in a wool sock
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:45 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Fugly or "she fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down"
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:45 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
quote:
Another one I like: “You could frick-up a one-car parade.”
“You could frick up a wet dream”
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:46 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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Cool as the other side of a pillow
How does a saying from Stuart Scott make the saying “southern”
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:51 pm to highcotton2
It seems like at least half of the posters who replied don't actually know what a simile is.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:02 am to alajones
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All over that like a fat kid on a cupcake
Lyn Rollins should use that the next time one of our infielders snags a hard hit ball.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:10 am to mmmmmbeeer
As worthless as OweO’s legs
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:15 am to mmmmmbeeer
Guy I used to work with in a factory would say this literally every single time he had to loosen a bolt:
"Damn, that's locked up like two dogs."
Another guy there would always say "Damn, that's fricked up like Jerry's kids."
"Damn, that's locked up like two dogs."
Another guy there would always say "Damn, that's fricked up like Jerry's kids."
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:24 am to dbeck
You drive like old people frick – slow and sloppy.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:26 am to mmmmmbeeer
swole up like a tick on a hound dog
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:40 am to SoulGlo
You don't have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:47 am to mmmmmbeeer
The most southern simile I've ever heard:
As cattywompus as a 3-toed swamp guinea
As cattywompus as a 3-toed swamp guinea
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