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Southern Similes
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:02 pm
Inspired by someone's mention of being "fricked up like a pair of basketball cleats" in another thread, would love to hear some of your favorite sayings.
A couple of my favorites I've heard...
Cool as the other side of a pillow
fricked up as a football bat
Hangin' in there like a loose tooth
A couple of my favorites I've heard...
Cool as the other side of a pillow
fricked up as a football bat
Hangin' in there like a loose tooth
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:04 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Like a hot dog down a hallway
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:04 pm to mmmmmbeeer
More fricked up than a soup sandwich
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:05 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Happy as a pig in shite
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:05 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Time to make like some titties and bounce.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:06 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Nervous as a whore in church
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:06 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
Nervous as a whore in church
Alternate version for our hot days down here, sweating like a whore in church.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:07 pm to UMRealist
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:07 pm to UMRealist
When being sold something on sale
Like a soft dick, you can’t beat it.
Like a soft dick, you can’t beat it.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:07 pm to mmmmmbeeer
One of my favorites from when I worked construction.
"he was uncomfortable like a queer eating a hotdog"
"he was uncomfortable like a queer eating a hotdog"
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:08 pm to fallguy_1978
Queerer than a $3 bill
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:09 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Hard as a preachers Dick
She knows a dick ain’t square
She knows a dick ain’t square
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:10 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Is colder than a witch's tit southern?
Only remember hearing one guy say stiffer than a wedding dick. Whenever we get a tight structural design that doesn't have much sway me and the boss use it every time.
Only remember hearing one guy say stiffer than a wedding dick. Whenever we get a tight structural design that doesn't have much sway me and the boss use it every time.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:10 pm to LCboi
fricked up like a chicken wire canoe.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:10 pm to mmmmmbeeer
He got played like a $2 fiddle...
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:16 pm to mmmmmbeeer
I’m not gay but, $20 is $20
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:17 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Raining harder than a two cüntèd cow pissing on a flat rock
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:19 pm to mmmmmbeeer
hanging around like hair in a biscuit
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:22 pm to WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
That will go over like a screen door in a submarine
Harder than woodpecker lips
happier than a 2 dicked dog
Harder than woodpecker lips
happier than a 2 dicked dog
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:22 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Man that’s fricked up like a ghetto bicycle
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