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re: Southern Similes
Posted on 2/19/19 at 8:04 am to mmmmmbeeer
Posted on 2/19/19 at 8:04 am to mmmmmbeeer
Raining like a mad cow peeing on a flat rock
Hanging on like a hair on a lolly pop
Hanging on like a hair on a lolly pop
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 8:29 am to mmmmmbeeer
Dumber than Mayor Broome
Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:26 am to mmmmmbeeer
Most of the ones Ive heard can’t really be posted here due to racist epithets.
Such as a particular persons checkbook at Christmas
Such as a particular persons checkbook at Christmas
Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:28 am to 420centraltime
quote:
Time to make like some titties and bounce.
Make like a tree and leave
Make like a cow patty and hit the trail
Make like a fetus and abort
Get down like a flat tire
Cut up like a new pair of scissors
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:10 am to mmmmmbeeer
Tighter than Dick's hatband.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:54 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Like a turd in a punch bowl.
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