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re: Sometimes (ok - lots of time). I go out on my deck and piss

Posted on 10/15/23 at 9:41 am to
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 9:41 am to
quote:

I haven’t pissed inside at home in years

I can only imagine the bacteria and nut musk on your door handle.
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
4126 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Pitch black at knight


That seems a bit racist. How do you know the knight’s skin color under all that armor?
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
11327 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Animals are constantly trying to mark MY property as their own. My dog and I do not take kindly to that and


What a bunch of a-hole animals that don't understand property rights. Your dog should show them your deed. That will clear it all up.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2380 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Can someone explain this to me, please. I've known men in my life who do this.


Doesn't everybody?

Thought I saw that somewhere in the bill of rights.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4328 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 10:21 am to
be honest, you listened and pulled your pud the entire time!
Posted by Outdoorreb
Member since Oct 2019
2630 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Why aren't you using the fricking toilet?


I piss outside more than inside
Posted by Papoo63
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Jan 2022
235 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 11:36 am to
Lol...Maybe he knighted the night with his sword or dagger??? Really don't know which case is correct...
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
58947 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 11:38 am to
Quick analysis of neighbors deckless backyard allows me to breathe a sigh of relief.
This post was edited on 10/15/23 at 11:39 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23434 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 11:45 am to
It was Jody and your wife

Jokes in your hand
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
58947 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

can only imagine the bacteria and nut musk on your door handle.
you and I piss a tad different it seems. I, as a hard and fast rule, don’t need to go near my nuts to piss.
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 12:04 pm to
Can’t get the boy out of the country, miss your outhouse
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7391 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:07 pm to
Too much trouble when I have a perfectly functioning toilet literally in my bedroom””

Why do you have a toilet in your bedroom? Your toilet should be in your bathroom.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13141 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 2:39 pm to
We can tell who grew up in the city in this thread. There is no need to touch anything other than the fly or waistband of whatever you’re wearing. Just drop it down and let it fly when going outside.
Posted by WeagleEagle
Folsom Prison
Member since Sep 2011
2359 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 5:21 pm to
Because we can
Posted by SavageReb
Member since Mar 2016
318 posts
Posted on 10/15/23 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

Go ahead and guess what I was think when I left night, as knight?





Swing your sword?
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