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re: Something you've been doing your entire life and still suck at
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:39 am to H. E. Pennypacker
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:39 am to H. E. Pennypacker
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Ever pee through the gap between the bowl and the seat while pooping? Can't tell if it's just too small or if I'm retarded.
Yup, straight into either the back of your pants, or into your underwear that are around your ankles. Then you have the soggy arse for the next few hrs. I thought I was the only one but I guess it's a pretty common phenomenon.
This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 11:39 am
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:39 am to chinhoyang
Knowing when to zip my lip
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:40 am to UFownstSECsince1950
"I'm going to lose weight! I have a plan!"
a few hours or minutes later...
"Oooh! Ice cream!"
a few hours or minutes later...
"Oooh! Ice cream!"
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:54 am to OceanMan
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I'd rather buy a new guitar than change strings.
I'm not kidding it's been almost 2 years since I've changed a set
Really?
I'm terrible at tons of average things, but guitar string changing doesn't stress me out because even when I frick it up it's still fine
It's like smoking a boston butt, you can be off by a lot but it'll still work
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:56 am to HempHead
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Smart play. Exhibit enough incompetence that you're never asked to do it.
I can't believe some dudes don't do this
In college I would just get the ironing board out in the middle of the hallway of our fraternity house and flail around until someone's girlfriend came by and took over out of either pity or pure disgust for my technique
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:20 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Un snapping a bra with one hand.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:35 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Using saran wrap, cling wrap, plastic wrap, etc. I HATE that shite with a passion. I tell my wife all the time that was definitely one of the devils inventions.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:36 pm to potent357
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Cursive writing. In particular my signature. Changes every single time.
you can't vote absentee then. they could challenge your signature
next time, I am going to photo copy my registration form.
I am going to change parties, just to get my sig photocopy.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:47 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
I've been trying to whistle for years. Have watched countless "how to whistle videos." Have practiced to try to do it all the time and came out flat.
I thought it physically wasn't possible.
Then one day I'm walking down the street with a friend and I whistled! My friend turns to me and says "I didn't know you could whistle." And I never could whistle again.
I thought it physically wasn't possible.
Then one day I'm walking down the street with a friend and I whistled! My friend turns to me and says "I didn't know you could whistle." And I never could whistle again.
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