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re: Something you've been doing your entire life and still suck at

Posted on 11/7/16 at 5:34 am to
Posted by Kevin TheRant
Member since Nov 2010
1919 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 5:34 am to
Edging my grass with a weed eater. Still can't make a straight line after 27 yrs.

Putting on a pillow case. My wife has to do it for me after she gets her kicks in.
Posted by Hullabaloo
LA
Member since Sep 2009
15296 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 8:23 am to
Flat surface. Not edge
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61998 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 8:27 am to
making gravy. can never get it right.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11057 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 9:32 am to
Shooting skeet. I am really good at shooting wild birds but for some reason struggle big time with clays.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63408 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 9:34 am to
Playing guitar.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56700 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 9:35 am to
Golf
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:05 am to
I should be a master guitarist by now. I'm okay but I've been at it seriously since I was 16 and been around guitars almost all my life. I should be Hendrix, Van Halen and Page all rolled up into one at this point.

I can change strings in my sleep though. Wish it was the other way around.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56700 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:07 am to
quote:

RockAndRollDetective


Playing an instrument is like working out (I think, I don't work out). You reach a certain level of ability or 'max' before plateauing - in order to improve substantially, you gotta learn weird arse scales and barre chords and understand more theory and how pieces 'fit' together.

Which is why I play bass.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299433 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:08 am to
Housework. I screw it up every time.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56700 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Housework. I screw it up every time.



Smart play. Exhibit enough incompetence that you're never asked to do it.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:12 am to
Beer Pong. Haven't been doing it my whole life but after 15 years of trying I've yet to get any better.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299433 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:13 am to
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Smart play. Exhibit enough incompetence that you're never asked to do it.


Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77515 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:13 am to
posting on td.com
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Ever pee through the gap between the bowl and the seat while pooping? Can't tell if it's just too small or if I'm retarded.


That happens to me when I wake up in the middle of the night and I have a boner.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:20 am to
quote:

That happens to me when I wake up in the middle of the night and I have a boner.


I learned to press it downward.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49071 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:25 am to
quote:


I learned to press it downward.

Pro-tip. Open shower curtain and let it fly.

I absolutely suck at sweeping a floor. Is that odd?

Plugging in a USB cord. I fricking hate them.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95636 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:28 am to
quote:

For me, it's cracking eggs. I simply am terrible at it....can't do it right no matter what.


It's something I've struggled with, but made progress by doing this:

1 practice swing and then good follow through (just like with golf).
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22751 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 10:41 am to
Empathy for idiots and morons.
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:20 am to
Wiping the interior of a front windshield

Removing the lid of a fruit cup container (plastic) without spilling juice.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26052 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:35 am to
golf - can putt like a boss but cannot hit an iron. I top out the ball and it rolls about 20 yards.
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