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Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79727 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 8:54 pm to
fricked the bosses wife, got her pregnant. He is raising the little fricker like his own.

It is the prank that keeps giving.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31108 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

corroborator


If you had a corroborator under your hood a little smoke was not your biggest issue.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10679 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:37 pm to
No, but back in high school a couple of guys were hanging out at my house and one of our buddies came rolling in in his new truck talking about how great it was. While he was inside I slipped outside and took one of his vacuum lines off and put it in a can of diesel fuel and cranked the motor up and let it pull some fuel in. After about two hours he decided to leave and when he cranked his truck it started smoking like crazy. We were all dying laughing at him. Told him he could alway get a job with the county driving around neighborhoods clearing them of mosquitos.
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3212 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:37 pm to
I’d put a zip tie on someone’s drive shaft occasionally in HS and college. Propping a tailgate to where it would fall over when coming to a stop after backing up was always a fun way to scare the shite out of someone.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10679 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

We sent three actors to our office in a fake publishing clearing house van to make a coworker think he won. Balloons, flowers, big check, camera crew, and all. It was amazing.



Publishers Clearing House
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:41 pm to
I had a new car in high school. My neighbor made a fake plate that said "Gay Boy"
I drove with it for days. This was in the late 90s and my car got egged and had crap dumped on it.
I had another car, so I drove that the rest of the year.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19937 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:21 am to
I put a neon blue set of truck nuts on a co-worker's new BMW X5. Had to use a piece of steel cable and a crimped ferrule to attach it to rear suspension crossmember, no towing receiver on it. Think he drove through Philadelphia's Gayborhood District a few times before finally discovering it.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49197 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:09 am to
quote:

boss's
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49197 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:11 am to
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This was in the late 90s and my car got egged and had crap dumped on it. 
Now days you'd be praised for it. So brave!
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 5:12 am
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23341 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 5:11 am to
It you've ever dealt with never seize you know that it gets everywhere. We had some yard trucks that the bosses, electricians and maintenance guys should drive around. It always made for a good laugh when you put a little bit under the door handle.
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13280 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:32 am to
When 41 point favorite USC was upset by Stanford in 2007, I came to work on Monday morning and found tree air fresheners all over my cubicle. Assholes.
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 4:56 am
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1304 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:45 am to
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In high school... Fvckers put marvel mystery oil in my corroborator on a half day dismissal. Truck smoked like a blue angel jet for three miles in front of the whole school.


I don't believe you, can anyone corroborate this story?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:45 am to
It was a brand new car I was 16. I was stunt'n my friends called me in it.
It didn't end there. Three weeks later I was driving my 67 mustang convertible to school and saw some kids point. I carpooled every day so I had a full car. When I saw my best friends face I knew something was up. Got out, "Gay Pride" on a large magnet on the side of the car (best friend's brother owned a sign shop ).
I kicked everyone out the car aND went to school.

To payback I hid a dead squirrel in his car under the spare tire. I still say I won.


Though to get me back he had my 350 footballer player neighbor to wake me up at 3am with a chainsaw and a blackout mask.

So fricking glad video cameras were uncommon to have on you back then.


Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
2600 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:47 am to
My buddy says he put a bumper sticker on his coworkers vehicle and it stayed on there a couple days before being noticed.

It read, "Unregistered Sex Offender"
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:47 am to
Yes, additive in a carb will cause smoke. By blue he didn't mean dyed blue, he meant blue smoke in mechanic terms as opposed to white smoke. As blue smoke in mechanic terms is white with a bluish tint.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:34 am to
He should have thanked you. It's not easy installing the perfect set of Nutz.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16264 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:27 am to
quote:

We sent three actors to our office in a fake publishing clearing house van to make a coworker think he won. Balloons, flowers, big check, camera crew, and all. It was amazing.


Imagine if the guy once he got the news that he won gave the boss the finger and said im out of this hellhole only to be told it was a joke a few mins later .
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 9:31 am
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:09 am to
Put three bags of birdseed on and around another crews truck while they were out cutting line. Thing looked like it had a new paint job by the time those birds got done shitting
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast or Fairgrounds
Member since Nov 2018
902 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:15 am to
After Katrina, I found boxes of Dirty Debutantes VHS tapes in an abandoned storage unit my company owned. Every day for about a month I put a new tape in the door pocket of a subcontractor’s truck. He never said a word but every day the tape was gone from his truck. I also put a bunch of sex toys that I found in the bed of my my estimater’s truck.
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1978 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:16 am to
A buddy of mine in college put my truck on Craigslist for an unreasonably low amount. I got calls for damn near 3 months.

He was a stoner and small time pusher. I smoked a shitload of his weed for free. It was a fair trade off.
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