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Some stories get better when you fully read them: 44yo F sex assaults man on anniversary
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:13 am
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:13 am
40th Anniversary dinner gone wild
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District Judge Paul Booty said: 'I had no idea what possessed you. It started off badly enough with you placing yourself on the lap of somebody and talking about a bamboo.
'If that wasn't bad enough, it develops into a bit of a scuffle where you were spitting.
'This was a gentleman out with his wife trying to celebrate their anniversary and dealing with a nasty illness. Taking everything into account this is serious enough for a community penalty.'
Judge Booty gave her a six-month community order with a tag-monitored curfew between 8pm and 6am and ordered her to pay £1,000 compensation to the victim.
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Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:14 am to Meauxjeaux
I hope she is available for my birthday
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:15 am to Meauxjeaux
Normally, I would say guilty, but assault me when I make my 40th anniversary with a 44yo 
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:15 am to Meauxjeaux
She was just trying to make his birthday better...I don't see the crime here 
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:18 am to GoAwayImBaitn
Handled differently, it could’ve been the best anniversary present ever
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:18 am to Meauxjeaux
Plot twist the husband didn't know the wife hired her for a 3-some to celebrate the anniversary.
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:22 am to Meauxjeaux
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44yo F sex assaults man on anniversary
Pics of the perp and her husband:
This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 8:23 am
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:31 am to Meauxjeaux
My wife and I went out to dinner the other night. Could have been me.
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:35 am to Meauxjeaux
quote:maybe you should post one ofthem instead of this snooze story.
Some stories get better when you fully read them
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:43 am to Meauxjeaux
quote:That is a stronger punishment than the rapists get in England.
Judge Booty gave her a six-month community order with a tag-monitored curfew between 8pm and 6am and ordered her to pay £1,000 compensation to the victim.
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:44 am to GoAwayImBaitn
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I don't see the crime here
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GoAwayImBaitn
Checks out
Posted on 8/27/25 at 8:56 am to Meauxjeaux
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Checks out
Crime? That guys probably searching for porn with that theme right now.
Posted on 8/27/25 at 9:01 am to Meauxjeaux
Everyone involved in the story sucks.
Oh get over it.
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It left the couple traumatised and ruined their £1,200 weekend trip to the coast.
Oh get over it.
Posted on 8/27/25 at 9:10 am to Meauxjeaux
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'She sat on his lap, pushing herself onto him and said "I want to sit on your big bamboo". He immediately pushed her away.
British have such weird pickup lines.
Posted on 8/27/25 at 9:12 am to Meauxjeaux
I would allow her to sexually assault me.
Side note, hands would get put on her if she spit on me. All bets are off if someone spits on it. That is so nasty. I can take alot of nonsense but spitting is something that I’m not gonna let go.
Side note, hands would get put on her if she spit on me. All bets are off if someone spits on it. That is so nasty. I can take alot of nonsense but spitting is something that I’m not gonna let go.
Posted on 8/27/25 at 9:45 am to Meauxjeaux
If my last name was Booty, I would change it.
Posted on 8/27/25 at 9:50 am to Meauxjeaux
This post was edited on 8/27/25 at 9:51 am
Posted on 8/27/25 at 9:53 am to Meauxjeaux
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AA Rosette hotel
The jokes write themselves.
Posted on 8/27/25 at 10:03 am to Meauxjeaux
Good thing the “victim” didn’t think she was a gift from his wife.
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