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re: Software engineers from big tech firms are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 in taller

Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96440 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:00 pm to


Why?

If you already have that kind of money, money is a bigger lure to getting what you want than three inches in height.

Three inches in length? That may be different.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27358 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:01 pm to
There is a rumor that Justin Bieber had this procedure
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62893 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:03 pm to
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procedure costs between $70,000 and $150,000,

Suckers. I know a time proven, cheaper way....
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98340 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:04 pm to
OTers are all 6-4 and above so don't really need it.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27358 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

OTers are all 6-4 and above so don't really need it.


6’5” OTer checking in
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:07 pm to
I'm 6'2" and that's plenty - my Dad is 6'4" and my uncle is 6'6" - they both have some trouble finding things that fit.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167510 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:10 pm to
South Park already covered this when Kyle got Mr Garrisons testicles transplanted into his knees so he could be taller to play basketball.


Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21301 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:13 pm to
That is a huge waste of money.

Women are going to be attracted to your money, more than looks in the long run.

They should take a fraction of that money and grow their penis. Not much can be done for length, but you can get girth up to over 6" for cheap. Temp and perm options are available.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108784 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

depending on whether the patient wants to grow 3, 4, 5, or 6 inches,


Does he also do penis surgery?

AFstout
Posted by Jobin
Member since May 2009
3475 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:22 pm to
Lmao I got 6’5” for free. These napoleon complex nerds out here paying $150k for maybe 6’2”.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119512 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:24 pm to
Got to spend all that money made spying on average citizens with the phones on something.
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
19627 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:29 pm to
Good lord people are crazy. I mean granted I do have Greek God like features so I wouldn't know their plight but still.


I have thought about getting my nosed fixed but it has been broken plenty and doesn't work correctly.

The last break actually helped esthetically speaking.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
7151 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:36 pm to
'5"6

Do I wish I was taller, absolutely. The question is, though, if a b*tch can't love you for who you are do you wanna be with her in the 1st place...

And if all you want to do is f**k hot b**ches, Then a 100 grand gets you lots of arse
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27358 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Dad is 6'4" and my uncle is 6'6" - they both have some trouble finding things that fit.


Yeah, it rules out most exotic sports cars for me but don't need much more than a F-250 and a bass boat for me to be happy.
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6231 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 2:04 pm to
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Here's how it works: The doctor breaks the patients' femurs, or thigh bones, and inserts metal nails into them that can be adjusted. The nails are extended a tiny bit every day for three months with a magnetic remote control, GQ reported.


Nope.
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15571 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

If you’re at least 5’10” your height is not a negative (sorry to y’all Cajun manlets).


Let me guess. You’re 5’10”
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 9/17/22 at 2:26 pm to
Straight out of GATTACA. Great movie btw.
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