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Social distancing pickup lines
Posted on 4/9/20 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 4/9/20 at 6:58 pm
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Posted on 4/9/20 at 6:58 pm to East Coast Band
I have a 6 foot dick so we can frick distantly
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:04 pm to Chef Free Gold Bloom
That’s a bit short.
This post was edited on 4/9/20 at 7:04 pm
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:07 pm to East Coast Band
You look like a hoarder
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:25 pm to East Coast Band
Do you have shortness of breath and high temperature? If not you will after I’m done with youq
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:28 pm to East Coast Band
quote:
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:28 pm to East Coast Band
I am your New Normal.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:28 pm to East Coast Band
“I’ve got 800 rolls of toilet paper and a fully stocked bar, so let’s have tacos and get shitty”
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:32 pm to East Coast Band
Girl, U got my heart on lockdown.
This post was edited on 4/9/20 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:47 pm to East Coast Band
Hey girl you wanna get peed on... from 6 feet away?
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:49 pm to East Coast Band
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
ETA: Sorry I thought we were discussing our regular pickup lines
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
ETA: Sorry I thought we were discussing our regular pickup lines
This post was edited on 4/9/20 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:51 pm to East Coast Band
You ever fricked essential personnel before?
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:55 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
You ever fricked essential personnel before?
terd, that made me laugh...good stuff
Posted on 4/9/20 at 8:25 pm to East Coast Band
Put this mask on so you don't catch the rona.
No, it doesn't smell like chloroform baby.
No, it doesn't smell like chloroform baby.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 8:27 pm to sweetwaterbilly
quote:
Hey girl you wanna get peed on... from 6 feet away?
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