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re: So youre at a bar. Theres a table with 3 hotties and 1 fatty

Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:44 pm to
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:44 pm to
Work the average?
Posted by jonboy
Member since Sep 2003
7483 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:54 pm to
Go for the fatty right off the bat. Ring or no ring the hotties will get jealous & start competing for you in no time.
Posted by Farkwad
Byzantium
Member since Sep 2010
2669 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:59 pm to
you’re a dick
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151515 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 11:04 pm to
Do you even 'neg' bro?
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10216 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 11:07 pm to
Take a few shots have a nice glass of scotch and rock that fattys world. Odds are she is freakier than the other ones.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 11:11 pm to
Posted by TIGERSandFROGS
Member since Jul 2007
3809 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 11:14 pm to
RA'd... I think.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 11:15 pm to
That's where you be extra nice to the fatty and flirt with her and one of the married chicks will blow you in the parking lot.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 11:23 pm to
Damn. Fatality by LucasP in the first post




Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
32753 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 4:19 pm to
The fatty is the only one I would ever consider hitting on.

Too much competition for the hot chicks.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55344 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

The fatty is the only one I would ever consider hitting on.

Too much competition for the hot chicks.
the mindset of men who are #WithHer
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66465 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 4:51 pm to
have sex with fattie.

then the others will see you as a nice dude and cheat on their husbands with you

ETA: is this in combination with the drunk/stoned sex thread?

if so fattie will have munchies at her place.
hot chicks may have some kale.

This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39061 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 4:54 pm to
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Just get drunk enough that you think sex with the fatty is actually a threesome


Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:28 pm to
Some of the best lays I've ever had have come from fatties. You shouldn't knock 'em man, just because they have a few extra pounds of junk in the trunk. They try harder.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40291 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 5:30 pm to
You send over 4 Cosmos and a pizza.


Divide and conquer.

ETA: Just noticed OP's u/n
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 5:31 pm
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5379 posts
Posted on 8/8/16 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

it never fails that they all have rings except the fatty.


Supply and demand economics explains it. That's what our country is based on. It's your duty as an American boy to go for Big Mama!
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