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So youre at a bar. Theres a table with 3 hotties and 1 fatty
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:15 pm
It never fails that they all have rings except the fatty.

Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:16 pm to Cosmo
I'd be more concerned about being at a bar at ten on a Sunday. Get help.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:16 pm to Cosmo
I am too scared to approach any of them.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:16 pm to Cosmo
I'd go for the fatty. The more you drink. Tha better they look and you won't remember
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:17 pm to LucasP
This was last night. I just decided to start the thread on sunday at 10 pm because this is america
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:17 pm to Cosmo
You're the fatty, aren't you?
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:18 pm to Cosmo
Hahahah yeah man freakin chicks... No fatties!!!lol
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:19 pm to Cosmo
Just get drunk enough that you think sex with the fatty is actually a threesome
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:20 pm to Cosmo
No need to make up stories for us, we're not your kids and this isn't a supervised visit.
Get help.
Get help.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:21 pm to LucasP
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No need to make up stories for us, we're not your kids and this isn't a supervised visit.
Get help.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:22 pm to Cosmo
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It never fails that they all have rings except the fatty.
If they are out at a bar by themselves...chances are the rings don't mean that much.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:23 pm to Cosmo
So the three men you were interested in were already married?
The fatty might be ok, just hope you aren't the bottom.
The fatty might be ok, just hope you aren't the bottom.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:24 pm to LucasP
Ive got a ways to go to hit rock bottom
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:25 pm to Cosmo
Hit on the fatty and make the 3 hotties jealous, and then dump the fatty and frick the other 3.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:28 pm to Cosmo
Talk to the fatty and flirt a little. Be charming. One of the married women will get jealous and want you to herself. You swoop in and wreck a family.
For frick's sake a bunch of rookies in here.
For frick's sake a bunch of rookies in here.
This post was edited on 8/7/16 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:29 pm to LSUAlum2001
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LSUAlum2001
M'bruh
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:29 pm to Cosmo
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This post was edited on 8/16/16 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:32 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Hit on the fatty and make the 3 hotties jealous, and then dump the fatty and frick the other 3.
Textbook
Posted on 8/7/16 at 10:34 pm to Cosmo
I would go for the fatty anyway. Increase my chances at getting laid, and very easy to kick her arse out afterwards. I am about production.
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