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re: So who is getting their house cleaned on the Northshore by a stripper first?
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:52 am to Woodlands Tigah
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:52 am to Woodlands Tigah
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Wonder how much to "Get Stuck under the Bed" while cleaning?
think I read it was the same price as getting stuck in the dryer
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Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:52 am to PistolPete45
Friend of mine used to post ads for house keepers online. He crafted the ad to a certain target audience.
First one he ended up fricking on the first visit. She worked at a jerk off massage parlor when she was in high school. He never saw her again after the first visit.
The next one he ended up dating for a year, impregnating her, and eventually finding out she was not actually a college student but a senior at the local alternative high school. Now he has a 6 year old daughter lol.
These were Mexicans in El Paso. I am pretty sure he was one degree away from being a serial killer.
That's all I got.
First one he ended up fricking on the first visit. She worked at a jerk off massage parlor when she was in high school. He never saw her again after the first visit.
The next one he ended up dating for a year, impregnating her, and eventually finding out she was not actually a college student but a senior at the local alternative high school. Now he has a 6 year old daughter lol.
These were Mexicans in El Paso. I am pretty sure he was one degree away from being a serial killer.
That's all I got.
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:55 am to TarheelPete
That's it?
Posted on 10/30/24 at 11:15 am to Brian Wilson
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It also states that a bodyguard accompanies the maid.
Posted on 10/30/24 at 11:17 am to PistolPete45
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-If you initiate any form of physical contact with your maid or your maids body guard, it will not be tolerated and will result in termination of your appointment with no refund.
Why does the boyfriend gotta be there? Smh
Posted on 10/30/24 at 11:19 am to 777Tiger
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think I read it was the same price as getting stuck in the dryer
It's good to know people have options
Posted on 10/30/24 at 11:20 am to Woodlands Tigah
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It's good to know people have options
capitalism
Posted on 10/30/24 at 11:20 am to Old Money
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your maid or your maids body guard
Gator’s bitches better be using jimmies.
This post was edited on 10/30/24 at 11:21 am
Posted on 10/30/24 at 11:38 am to Darth_Vader
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Let your maid know what you would like to be cleaned for the duration of the appointment
Posted on 10/30/24 at 11:42 am to PistolPete45
Didn't some chick in Baton Rouge doing this get murdered and stuffed in a barrel a few years ago?
Posted on 10/30/24 at 11:42 am to PistolPete45
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Based on some of the FB pics, I dunno how many people will be hiring them lmao. I picked the best 2 pics I could find, which wasn't saying a whole lot.
Did they airbrush out the tattoos for the pics? The lack of tats was confusing.
Posted on 10/30/24 at 12:04 pm to PistolPete45
LLOTOT would you pay for a half naked butler to clean your house for you?
Posted on 10/30/24 at 12:10 pm to PistolPete45
From their website 
Please clean up the load I shot all over your teets.
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Let your maid know what you would like to be cleaned for the duration of the appointment.
Please clean up the load I shot all over your teets.Posted on 10/30/24 at 12:12 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:your firend was giving what is know in the industry as a "happy cleaning".
Friend of ours in Wasilla used to do this when she was a stripper, would do topless cleaning and got $200 an hour.
Posted on 10/30/24 at 12:12 pm to Nayab
I have had a male housekeeper before
Posted on 10/30/24 at 12:15 pm to stout
quote:she was doing "massages" and she was quite the looker.
Didn't some chick in Baton Rouge doing this get murdered and stuffed in a barrel a few years ago?
Posted on 10/30/24 at 12:16 pm to madamsquirrel
quote:Doggie, reverse cowgirl?
I have had a male housekeeper before
Posted on 10/30/24 at 12:26 pm to PistolPete45
Shoot, if I was single . I'd hire her.
Posted on 10/30/24 at 12:29 pm to PistolPete45
I’ve been getting those ads too. Clever.
Posted on 10/30/24 at 12:30 pm to PistolPete45
Thiccccccc
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