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re: So my roommate's pit bull had puppies...

Posted on 10/1/19 at 6:17 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 6:17 pm to
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He is fiercely attached to the dog, and he has the "who rescued who" stickers and all that crap.


frickin' yikes
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 6:22 pm to
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I said if he doesn't I'll kick him out of the house but he said "we'll see" and motioned at the pit.


WTF does that mean? If he thinks he's going to "sick" the dog on you, like some kind of coonass beastmaster, he's in for one hell of a wakeup call. Pit Bulls don't work that way. You might need a gun to rob a house with a Rottweiler, but a sack of Arby's will suffice to rob a house with a Pit.

Just not a particularly loyal dog, or even territorial except in the most random way.
Posted by viv1d
Member since Aug 2017
1839 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 7:08 pm to
10/10 troll take my upvote and thanks for the chuckle, the previous thread is even glorious.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 7:32 pm to
Sounds like you get pushed around

But I think you’re lying
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19318 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:04 pm to
King size pillow case insert puppies find a bridge toss!
Or do you know any police?
Either way they all need to die

Plus you need to evict him evict him with puppies he will be homeless and probably gonna whip you.
This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 8:06 pm
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:05 pm to






I'll let you figure out the rest !
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7268 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:06 pm to
Do y’all have a bathtub?
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:08 pm to
Drive down into the swamp, find a bricklayer, and trade him the pups for a sack of oysters. Got it.
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55381 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:27 pm to
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There is no way I'd be around a pitbull who could weld.

I would get on his good side if I were you
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22018 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:28 pm to
ISWYDT!
Posted by jpbTiger
Tampa FL
Member since Dec 2007
5039 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:29 pm to
Fire. Fire is the answer you’re looking for.
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14698 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 9:26 pm to
Got a ball peen hammer? Make it personal.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10779 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 9:30 pm to
Looks like another job for Cootkiller.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85525 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 9:41 pm to
Kill the puppies before they kill you
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
12604 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:24 am to
I think this is a difficult situation and one that needs great prayer and meditation. But after all, if it is your house, then YOU need to be the one asserting your dominance with regards to making the rules.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46420 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:29 am to
You will soon be dinner for some puppies, hopefully it happens quickly in your sleep...
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14912 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:41 am to
First you make a roux
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5244 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:46 am to
quote:

So my roommate's pit bull had puppies...



quote:

So, I have a roommate, whom I have


No need to start every sentence with 'so' Makes you sound gay or like a teenage girl.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30572 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:52 am to
You’ve really screwed the pooch by letting this guy be your roommate.
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