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re: So how would you tactfully tell your girl she needs to drop a few pounds?

Posted on 2/22/15 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

we are low on minerals and iodine and sulfur etc.

Dude with all the iodized salt in the average American diet I highly doubt the average fatty is iodine deficient.

Pretty much everything else, probably.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69198 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 2:54 pm to
Just tell her you want to start working out and excercising with her. She'll probably enjoy the extra time with you and you'll both be in better shape. Also, take more time to make sure she knows you still find her sexy. Excercise and complements make a woman feel sexy, women who feel sexy want more sex, women who want more sex have more sex, sex burns a shitload of calories, burning calories helps one lose weight.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87998 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 2:57 pm to
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sex burns a shitload of calories

nah
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

sex burns a shitload of calories,
false
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15011 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 3:04 pm to
Find a pair of her old jeans and get the size. Then buy her a new pair same size and give them to her and let her try them on... the let her see that she doesn't fit.she should be able to figure it out
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 3:18 pm to
Dump her....

Or start working out with her.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

1. Get a black friend
2. Get black friend to tell her she is hot
3. This makes her feel fat and gives her the motivation to lose weight
4. Profit


This is genius
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16633 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 3:20 pm to
Obviously check out girls that are thinner than her.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27404 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

What does her mom look like? Cause that's how she's gonna end up. And if her mom gives a damn , hopefully she'll be the one to say something to her.


My mom complains to me that my grandma (the nicest lady on the planet) tells her she needs to lose weight. Well my grandma is right.
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
15093 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:15 pm to
quote:


By the way, the OT has already tracked your IP Address, found you FB account, and sent this thread to your girl


You know it doesn't really work like that right?
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:17 pm to
Clearly a Prom alter.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69412 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:17 pm to
How do you look?

The best way to do this is to do it yourself. Start eating healthier, tell her you want to lose weight, etc.... She'll follow suit.

quote:

She got a desk job about six months ago and she is slowly creeping up in weight.


You picked the wrong girl.
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6915 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Posted by Brageous quote: 1. Get a black friend 2. Get black friend to tell her she is hot 3. This makes her feel fat and gives her the motivation to lose weight 4. Profit This is genius


Or it could backfire if she loves the BBC.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147926 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:19 pm to
You getting fat coco? Don't do that
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:21 pm to
I am.
As of today I'm working on it.
No more puffy Cheetos.
No more double stuffed Oreos.
Very few Reese's eggs (I'll do the best I can!)
Might even start back at the gym and put a tan on it!
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147926 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:23 pm to
You can do side bends or sit ups, just please don't lose that PAWG butt
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:25 pm to
The only way I'm losing that thing is if I get it sucked out, lol.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147926 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:26 pm to
So how did Prom let you know he notices the weight gain and not putting up with it? He hitting Jmcs yet?
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:28 pm to
He bought me a bottle of diet pills. "For energy"

Do you think she'd drive all the way to LC for a booty call? If so, maybe.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37510 posts
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:36 pm to
The only person's opinion that matters in these types of threads is a woman's.

lsunurse the only one to comment? Thats the only advice I would take thus far.
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