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So apparently I’ve been working next to a pedo
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:55 pm
I work at Kroger as a grocery stocker. We are super short staffed so I spend half my time in frozen. One day I show up and this new guy is here. Late 20s, 350 pounds at least. Blue hair. Got those Disc earrings that literally hollow out the earlobe.
This guy starts talking to me. Tells me he was supposed to show up at 1 AM for the night shift but he overslept and is working 9-5 instead. He then went on to complain, saying “This job fricking sucks” over and over again. This is his first shift ever by the way. Obviously this was a huge red flag for me, so over the last week I’ve been having him work separate from me during the two hours our shifts overlap.
After about a week there, a cashier I know pretty well who was 16 told me that he randomly asked her if she was 18. I told her to report it to management. Apparently the dude asked 3-4 girls that day how old they were, and he asked one (who was 15) on a date. Obviously he’s been fired. Thinking about taking a week off to avoid a disgruntled employee situation
This guy starts talking to me. Tells me he was supposed to show up at 1 AM for the night shift but he overslept and is working 9-5 instead. He then went on to complain, saying “This job fricking sucks” over and over again. This is his first shift ever by the way. Obviously this was a huge red flag for me, so over the last week I’ve been having him work separate from me during the two hours our shifts overlap.
After about a week there, a cashier I know pretty well who was 16 told me that he randomly asked her if she was 18. I told her to report it to management. Apparently the dude asked 3-4 girls that day how old they were, and he asked one (who was 15) on a date. Obviously he’s been fired. Thinking about taking a week off to avoid a disgruntled employee situation
This post was edited on 5/29/21 at 6:56 pm
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Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:57 pm to diddlydawg7
The only believable part of that story is that you are a stocker at Kroger.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:57 pm to diddlydawg7
Subtle I work at Kroger as a stocker brag.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:57 pm to diddlydawg7
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diddlydawg7
Maybe you should loan him your screen name.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:57 pm to diddlydawg7
You sound like you’re really into this dude
This post was edited on 5/29/21 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:58 pm to kywildcatfanone
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The only believable part of that story is that you are a stocker at Kroger.
Is this supposed to be a roast? I’m 18.
How is it not believable? Have you ever been in a Kroger? 90% of the workforce is either on the spectrum or has blue hair
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:01 pm to diddlydawg7
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Is this supposed to be a roast
You’re the one working at the grocery store, shouldn’t you know this?
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:02 pm to diddlydawg7
Is this the new Randall works at Baskin Robins thread?
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:08 pm to diddlydawg7
I'm asking bro. I'm making sure they're 18. Sheesh. Not a pedo.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:10 pm to diddlydawg7
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How is it not believable? Have you ever been in a Kroger? 90% of the workforce is either on the spectrum or has blue hair
Subtle brag about having autism.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:11 pm to diddlydawg7
Thank you for this thread OP. Posts like this are way better than a lot of the political shite I see here.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:12 pm to gadknot
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You’re the one working at the grocery store, shouldn’t you know this?
Imagine knocking someone for working
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:12 pm to diddlydawg7
I once worked 2nd shift in a factory that painted parts for John Deere tractors.
One random Tuesday, this blow hard frick that I couldn’t stand was walking around showing everyone a printout mugshot and criminal profile of this highly skilled scab that was a model employee; guy was a convicted pre-teen molester, and quite possibly the best employee in that factory.
I never went back to that job after that night. I wanted to kill both of them.
One random Tuesday, this blow hard frick that I couldn’t stand was walking around showing everyone a printout mugshot and criminal profile of this highly skilled scab that was a model employee; guy was a convicted pre-teen molester, and quite possibly the best employee in that factory.
I never went back to that job after that night. I wanted to kill both of them.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:12 pm to diddlydawg7
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Is this supposed to be a roast? I’m 18.
18,401 posts. impressive
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:19 pm to diddlydawg7
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So apparently I’ve been working next to a pedo
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Posted by diddlydawg7
?????
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:23 pm to diddlydawg7
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:26 pm to diddlydawg7
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90% of the workforce is either on the spectrum or has blue hair
So, which one applies to you?
This post was edited on 5/29/21 at 7:27 pm
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:28 pm to diddlydawg7
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I work at Kroger as a grocery stocker
Most people here would lie and at least say produce. Nice to see there are honest people still in this world.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:28 pm to fr33manator
Maybe move from the north shore 
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