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re: Snake bites guy at most inopportune moment and location...
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:25 pm to Anaximander
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:25 pm to Anaximander
Usually a snake when it sees a bigger one leaves, just saying 
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Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:23 pm to Anaximander
Does this ever happen in houses? Apartments I can see...
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:26 pm to Anaximander
How you not gonna look in a toilet before you sit down on it?
Weird..
Weird..
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:29 pm to Anaximander
sewer rats do this also
Posted on 9/9/20 at 1:55 pm to Anaximander
quote:
“I looked down and saw there was a snake hanging in the toilet”
I see this every time I'm sitting on the toilet.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 2:00 pm to Anaximander
Didn't this happen a few years ago under the same situation?
Same story?
Same story?
Posted on 9/9/20 at 2:05 pm to SEClint
quote:
His near-serpent circumcision occurred Tuesday, approximately 12 miles north of Bangkok, after the reptile allegedly infiltrated the plumbing.
Dude will forever be known as Fangcock.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 2:11 pm to i am dan
quote:
How you not gonna look in a toilet before you sit down on it?
It's possible the snake didn't make his way through the pipes and into the bowl until right after you sit down. Just really unlucky timing. You look down, no snake, sit.........seconds later, major dick pain.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 8:45 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
Posted on 9/9/20 at 8:52 pm to Anaximander
Posted on 9/9/20 at 8:59 pm to Anaximander
I’m only surprised that this hasn’t happened more often in 2020
Posted on 9/9/20 at 9:12 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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I'll bet that scared the shite out of him.
Actually and oddly being suddenly scared while using the bathroom causes severe constipation.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 9:15 pm to jeffsdad
No way an Asians hung low enough to get bit.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 9:23 pm to Anaximander
Asian penis enlargement takes an extreme turn.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 9:40 pm to Anaximander
This is complete fricking bullshite 
Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:54 pm to Anaximander
Pythons don’t have fangs, are non venomous, worst outcome would be the kid gets an infection from the bite.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:59 pm to Anaximander
Without fail, I always check for snakes before dropping a deuce.
Posted on 9/10/20 at 12:35 am to SEClint
That snake’s not the only thing in Bangkok that will put your dick in it’s mouth, if you know what I mean...
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