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Snake bites guy at most inopportune moment and location...
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:42 am
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:42 am
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Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:44 am to Anaximander
That is literally my biggest fear every morning.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:45 am to Anaximander
quote:
A Thai teen lived out every man’s worst nightmare after a snake sunk its fangs into his penis while he was on the john.
“I looked down and saw there was a snake hanging in the toilet,” Siraphop Masukarat, 18, told Viral Press. His near-serpent circumcision occurred Tuesday, approximately 12 miles north of Bangkok, after the reptile allegedly infiltrated the plumbing.
Masukarat recalls watching smartphone videos on the toilet when all of sudden he felt a searing pain in his nether region. The university student looked down to discover a nightmarish sight — a 4-foot python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:46 am to Anaximander
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most inopportune moment and location
That would be right before your about to stick in in some poon.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:47 am to Anaximander
on a side note, his gf really enjoyed the swelling.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:47 am to Anaximander
quote:frick weirdo freaks that raise snakes and they escape or get too big so they release them.
A Thai teen lived out everyones worst nightmare
please tell me this was in an apartment complex.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:47 am to Anaximander
I'll bet that scared the shite out of him.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:50 am to SEClint
Somewhere on the internet there's a site catering to this exact fetish.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:50 am to Anaximander
quote:frick this
As for the snake, handlers were able to bag the manhood-munching reptile using special equipment and release it safely back into the wild.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:51 am to Anaximander
quote:you can say shite you know, just say it Scottish style shite.
Enjoy next time you sit to ####
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:52 am to Anaximander
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approximately 12 miles north of Bangkok
Sounds legit
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:53 am to Anaximander
Back in the 70's the popular myth was Alice Cooper taught his pet python to suck him and had holes in his pockets for such.
Guess ya gotta domesticate them 1st, wild toilet pythons apparently use their teeth.
Guess ya gotta domesticate them 1st, wild toilet pythons apparently use their teeth.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:55 am to Anaximander
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Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:55 am to Anaximander
Wet arse Python
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:57 am to cajunangelle
Well I just hope he was decent enough to wipe himself before screaming like a little girl. Actually, he might be a little girl now.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:58 am to Nawlens Gator
I'd scream like a little girl. I would think anyone would.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:59 am to Sidicous
quote:if I heard some shite like this about myself I probably wouldn't deny it either.
Back in the 70's the popular myth was Alice Cooper taught his pet python to suck him and had holes in his pockets for such.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:04 pm to Anaximander
Confucius say " man who go through airport turnstyle sideways is going to bangkok"
(Ahhh...10th grade confucius jokes)
(Ahhh...10th grade confucius jokes)
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:16 pm to cajunangelle
quote:I would drop dead of a heart attack
I'd scream like a little girl. I would think anyone would.
Posted on 9/9/20 at 12:23 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
That is literally my biggest fear every morning.
You mean in the middle of the night when sitting down to pee. Avoid waking up and missing the pot in the dark by sitting down at the risk of this. Sometimes I flip the light on above the toilet for just a second to confirm it is safe.
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