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re: Sleeping on a Not so "Smart" Bed During an AWS Outage is Dangerous

Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:23 am to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91540 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:23 am to
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One day people are going to realize that having everything in your house reliant upon the internet maybe isn't the best idea
some of us have been burned on this multiple times.

a smart hub controlling everything in your house is only smart as long as will.i.am doesn't purchase the company and shut the cloud down. (ok that one still stings)

same for everything; sounds great until 'fly by night' company can't pay their AWS bill and the site goes offline and your doodad is bricked for life.

eta see the 20 different EV manufacturers who tried to be Elon during the Biden years who sold people cars that no longer work ran into a guy the other day who had one; i forget the brand..think it started with an S..and he said he has to ship it overseas for firmware updates.
This post was edited on 10/22/25 at 10:26 am
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76602 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:27 am to
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One day people are going to realize that having everything in your house reliant upon the internet maybe isn't the best idea. I know that's an old school stance, but it's one that I appreciate.
This.

You don’t need a screen on your fridge. You don’t need your mattress to connect to the internet.

I do not understand this stuff.

What update do you need on your mattress?

This post was edited on 10/22/25 at 10:29 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71726 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:28 am to
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internet-enabled mattresses

Honestly, if you buy one of these and get fricked over by it......you deserve it.
Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
3760 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:28 am to
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Having a bed...that can take advantage of the internet is fine.

No, it really isn't, it's stupid.

My phone, and occasionally my laptop, are the only things I have that connect to the internet - and even then it's not 24/7.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76602 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:30 am to
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My phone, and occasionally my laptop, are the only things I have that connect to the internet - and even then it's not 24/7.
And if that is all you have, you aren’t even slumming it.

This obsession of everything being online is insane.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31636 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:32 am to
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A lot of these conveniences make it far more inconvenient. Just like light switches. What's more convenient? - Grab your phone, unlock the phone, launch the app, select the correct switch, toggle it OR - Flip the switch on the wall

Sure, if you’re standing next to the wall. And if you are, you should definitely just flip the switch. What if you’re in bed and remember you left a light on across the house? I don’t even have smart lights and can still see the benefit of having lights that can access the internet but don’t have to versus lights that can’t.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31636 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:33 am to
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No, it really isn't, it's stupid. My phone, and occasionally my laptop, are the only things I have that connect to the internet - and even then it's not 24/7.

I’ll think of you this winter when I kick the heater on in the morning without needing to get out of bed to do so
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31636 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:36 am to
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Vacuum packer.

Except that when someone refers to a “sous vide” as a noun, they are obviously referring to a device that heats and circulates water around something that has already been vacuum packed to engage in the method of cooking commonly referred to as “sous vide”.

But you already knew that
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11544 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 10:37 am to
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Damn, I forgot about that scene. Otherwise I would have included it in the OP.
Posted by TigerOnThe Hill
Springhill, LA
Member since Sep 2008
7439 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:13 am to
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Having a bed, or a washing machine, or a coffee pot, or whatever that can take advantage of the internet is fine.

Not flaming. This is an honest question. What's advantageous about an internet capable appliance?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31636 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:26 am to
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Not flaming. This is an honest question. What's advantageous about an internet capable appliance?

Would depend heavily on the appliance. Anything in particular you’re curious about?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13422 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:35 am to
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Just like light switches. What's more convenient?

Well, my lights are on a schedule to turn themselves on at sunset, so I haven't touched the switches in a year. Red, of course, to preserve my tactical vision.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37975 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:01 pm to
Adoption scale is always a challenge for the US
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1904 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 1:47 pm to
why in the hell does your mattress need internet?
Posted by Twincam
Member since Nov 2021
939 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 4:06 pm to
Analytics & sleep tracking. I have a Sleep 8, can't live without it. I don't use the analytics bullshite, it keeps me cool at night.
Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
3760 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 5:47 pm to
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This obsession of everything being online is insane.


"...so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11544 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 6:06 pm to
This almost sounds like the plot to the movie Maximum Overdrive where a comet passes near earth and machines start acting on their own.

AI be damned.
Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
3760 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 9:54 am to
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I’ll think of you this winter...in the morning

Yeah, please don't. That would be kind of weird.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112612 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 9:59 am to
Anyone that owns an internet connected mattress should be culled from the species.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37171 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 10:02 am to
Internet on a mattress is so beyond insane to me

Gotta pay the sleep subscription this month
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