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Sleep walking and peeing on stuff
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:22 pm
Used to think it was only when I drank crown, then it moved to if I would take shots. Now it happens randomly I'll sleep walk after drinking and pee random places, grant I'm usually severely inebriated when this occurs. Pissed on my ex gf moms face Sr. Trip back in the day but I digress, do I have a problem?
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Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:23 pm to CornDog4Life
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do I have a problem?
Nope, seems perfectly reasonable to me.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:24 pm to CornDog4Life
quote:
do I have a problem?
Yes, but it's not sleep walking or peeing.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:24 pm to CornDog4Life
I remember when I went through my R Kelly stage.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:24 pm to CornDog4Life
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Pissed on my ex gf moms face Sr.
This is the only part of this story I care to hear more about.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:25 pm to CornDog4Life
Wear diapers
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:25 pm to CornDog4Life
quote:You write like composing telegram.
Used to think it was only when I drank crown, then it moved to if I would take shots. Now it happens randomly I'll sleep walk after drinking and pee random places, grant I'm usually severely inebriated when this occurs. Pissed on my ex gf moms face Sr. Trip back in the day but I digress, do I have a problem?
STOP
And please just stop.
ETA: Annnndddd, have yourself a downvote!
This post was edited on 4/28/16 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:26 pm to CornDog4Life
Every male member of my family has this issue. Brother?
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:26 pm to soccerfüt
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You write like composing telegram.
STOP
And please just stop.
This is funny coming from you after that beating you took yesterday over your sentence structure. Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:27 pm to CornDog4Life
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grant I'm usually severely inebriated when this occurs
I would hope that is the case and my name is not Grant.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:28 pm to soccerfüt
I guess I have been getting too many text from my grandma in that format and it is rubbing off, ya mad bro
This post was edited on 4/28/16 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:29 pm to CornDog4Life
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Pissed on my ex gf moms face Sr. Trip back in the day but I digress, do I have a problem?
I'd make up a sleepwalking story too to try to get out of getting caught peeing on my gf's mom.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:29 pm to CornDog4Life
I pissed all over the pantry floor of my parent's house when I was in High School. I was hammered on jack at the time. It was like the 3rd time I'd ever drank.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:30 pm to lsu480
What you wanna rag on a brotha's sentence structure for?
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:30 pm to CornDog4Life
What sucks is when you have those pee dreams where you nearly piss yourself because you dream of peeing.
What sucks even more, though, are shite dreams.
What sucks even more, though, are shite dreams.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:30 pm to DoUrden
She was sleeping on the sofa, she should've known better.... Haha it was actually the first time I have pissed on something after drinking, and it has been all down hill since.
This post was edited on 4/28/16 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:33 pm to CornDog4Life
quote:
Pissed on my ex gf moms face
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:42 pm to saint amant steve
Always remember the song lyrics:
That's my story.
Oh, that's my story.
Well, I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it,
but that's my story and I'm stickin' to it."
That's my story.
Oh, that's my story.
Well, I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it,
but that's my story and I'm stickin' to it."
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:50 pm to CornDog4Life
When I was a senior in high school, I went up to T-town to see my sister and her boyfriend to party with them for their Sigma Nu Shipwreck party. Was a kickass day. Ate crawfish with the Dirty Dozen Brass Band, as they played at the party.
But that night I stayed at my sister's bf's house. He also had people staying with him, some of his high school buddies from Atlanta: 2 guys and a girl(one of the guys and the girl were a couple.) Anyway, they were all sleeping on the floor, and I was sleeping on the recliner, and I was awoken because one of the guys(the one with the girlfriend) got up, and was stumbling around the den area.
He eventually approached his sleeping friend(the other guy), stood over him, and pissed all over him. A complete golden shower. Then he just plopped back down beside his gf back to sleep. Being a high schooler, I wasn't quite exposed to such drunken ridiculousness yet, so I was pretty freaked out by the incident, and shocked. I spent the rest of the night sleeping in my car.
I know, csb.
But that night I stayed at my sister's bf's house. He also had people staying with him, some of his high school buddies from Atlanta: 2 guys and a girl(one of the guys and the girl were a couple.) Anyway, they were all sleeping on the floor, and I was sleeping on the recliner, and I was awoken because one of the guys(the one with the girlfriend) got up, and was stumbling around the den area.
He eventually approached his sleeping friend(the other guy), stood over him, and pissed all over him. A complete golden shower. Then he just plopped back down beside his gf back to sleep. Being a high schooler, I wasn't quite exposed to such drunken ridiculousness yet, so I was pretty freaked out by the incident, and shocked. I spent the rest of the night sleeping in my car.
I know, csb.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:54 pm to CornDog4Life
This happened to me once when I was like 13. Pissed in the dryer.
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