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Six Fingered Dan, the Firework Man/fireworks gifs
Posted on 7/4/24 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 7/4/24 at 5:58 pm
Six Fingered Dan, the Fireworks Man
Six Fingered Dan, the Firework Man
Well he's only open twice a year,
And he's got stuff that'll kill ya,
In a field off of the highway,
By the big blow-up gorilla,
Buy one and get eleven free,
Your money is well spent,
Celebrate with explosions,
Cause who the hell needs rent,
They're friendly, far as carnies go,
With teeth tobacco stained,
Their smiles a reminder,
Of what meth has not yet claimed,
Decked out in red and white,
And blue, the ruler of the stand,
Can't wave but gives a thumb up,
It's Six Fingered Dan,
The fireworks man,
he's got more than you can handle,
Smoke bombs and Roman candles,
And bottle rockets, fifteen to a pack,
Firecrackers by the case, sir,
And he's got whistlin chasers,
He called em something different decades back,
If you want help he can only lend one Hand,
Six fingered Dan the Fireworks man
So come bust out your credit card,
Don't worry 'bout the price,
Some sparklers and black tape,
Make a fine improvised device,
And if you buy a moonshot,
Please don't put it on your head,
Or pretend it is your wiener,
Blow your pecker off instead,
Don't wear a string of black cats,
Like an old time bandolier,
The likes you'll get on Facebook,
Won't bring back your nipples dear,
If you light up those M-80s,
Please don't hold them in your hand,
Or you'll end up like six-fingered Dan,
That old firework man...
Six Fingered Dan, the Firework Man
Well he's only open twice a year,
And he's got stuff that'll kill ya,
In a field off of the highway,
By the big blow-up gorilla,
Buy one and get eleven free,
Your money is well spent,
Celebrate with explosions,
Cause who the hell needs rent,
They're friendly, far as carnies go,
With teeth tobacco stained,
Their smiles a reminder,
Of what meth has not yet claimed,
Decked out in red and white,
And blue, the ruler of the stand,
Can't wave but gives a thumb up,
It's Six Fingered Dan,
The fireworks man,
he's got more than you can handle,
Smoke bombs and Roman candles,
And bottle rockets, fifteen to a pack,
Firecrackers by the case, sir,
And he's got whistlin chasers,
He called em something different decades back,
If you want help he can only lend one Hand,
Six fingered Dan the Fireworks man
So come bust out your credit card,
Don't worry 'bout the price,
Some sparklers and black tape,
Make a fine improvised device,
And if you buy a moonshot,
Please don't put it on your head,
Or pretend it is your wiener,
Blow your pecker off instead,
Don't wear a string of black cats,
Like an old time bandolier,
The likes you'll get on Facebook,
Won't bring back your nipples dear,
If you light up those M-80s,
Please don't hold them in your hand,
Or you'll end up like six-fingered Dan,
That old firework man...
This post was edited on 7/4/24 at 6:27 pm
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Posted on 7/4/24 at 6:01 pm to fr33manator
Is this his brother, De-Membered Dave?
Posted on 7/4/24 at 6:06 pm to fr33manator
I love to see idiots on display. And with video evidence, insurance companies can deny claims.
Posted on 7/4/24 at 6:07 pm to fr33manator
I miss making bottle rocket launchers out of PVC pipes and having firework wars with the neighbors
Posted on 7/4/24 at 6:07 pm to fr33manator
Fr33, You should always make song version with the AI generator you posted awhile back
Posted on 7/4/24 at 6:10 pm to Relham10
On it
Posted on 7/4/24 at 6:25 pm to Relham10
Posted on 7/4/24 at 6:32 pm to Bama and Beer
quote:
I miss making bottle rocket launchers out of PVC pipes and having firework wars with the neighbors
You could time the fuse and throw them with as much accuracy.
Posted on 7/4/24 at 8:09 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:45 pm to White Bear
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:12 pm to fr33manator
I absolutely loved the song! Yeeeehaaaaaaa! 
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:22 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:47 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 7/4/24 at 11:32 pm to This GUN for HIRE
Posted on 7/4/24 at 11:34 pm to fr33manator
Gig ‘em.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 12:05 am to fr33manator
You are kind of awesome. And damn the OT hates creativity.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 12:28 am to fr33manator
Posted on 7/5/24 at 7:13 am to Lsupimp
Eh, I'm used to it. It was just a silly little ditty about a made up character.
This post was edited on 7/5/24 at 7:15 am
Posted on 7/5/24 at 7:23 am to This GUN for HIRE
Ia that bottom gif from San Diego?
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