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Posted on 4/25/21 at 11:33 pm to Ajo Devil
Posted on 4/25/21 at 11:35 pm to Ajo Devil
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef strokin' off
Beef strokin' off
Posted on 4/25/21 at 11:41 pm to schwartzy
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in an accident?
He's all right now.
He's all right now.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 12:53 am to BFANLC
What's the difference between a Mexican and Jesus?
- Jesus doesn't have a tattoo of Mexican on his chest
- Jesus doesn't have a tattoo of Mexican on his chest
Posted on 4/26/21 at 7:10 am to Lou
Interviewer asks person, can you perform under pressure? Guy says no, but I'm actually decent at bohemian rhapsody.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 7:53 am to Ajo Devil
A baby seal walks into a club...
Posted on 4/26/21 at 3:11 pm to Ajo Devil
Der Fuhrer was inspecting his ski troops who were about to return to the Eastern Front after having enjoyed their first home leave in two years. He approached one of the Gefreiter standing at attention and asked:
“Soldat, did you enjoy your leave.”
“Yes, Mein Fuhrer, I did.”
“What was the first thing you did when you got home from the front?”
“Mein Fuhrer, that is very personal, I had not seen my wife in two years…”
“Yes, yes, I understand… What was the second thing you did when you got home?”
“I took off my skis.”
“Soldat, did you enjoy your leave.”
“Yes, Mein Fuhrer, I did.”
“What was the first thing you did when you got home from the front?”
“Mein Fuhrer, that is very personal, I had not seen my wife in two years…”
“Yes, yes, I understand… What was the second thing you did when you got home?”
“I took off my skis.”
Posted on 4/26/21 at 3:27 pm to blueridgeTiger
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel around his dick.
The bartender asks "What's that all about?"
The pirate replies "Arrgh. It's driving me nuts."
The bartender asks "What's that all about?"
The pirate replies "Arrgh. It's driving me nuts."
Posted on 4/26/21 at 3:28 pm to boxcarbarney
My proctologist told me it's normal for people to get an erection and ejaculate during a prostate exam, but I still wish he wouldn't.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 3:29 pm to HempHead
Some of these are pretty bad. But good work
Posted on 4/26/21 at 3:29 pm to boxcarbarney
A gay couple and a lesbian couple were leaving for a trip. Which couple leaves first?
The gays. They packed their shite the night before.
The gays. They packed their shite the night before.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 3:30 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Did I tell you my pizza joke?
Never mind, its too cheesy.
Never mind, its too cheesy.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 3:30 pm to boxcarbarney
A gay couple and a lesbian couple were leaving for a trip. Which couple leaves first?
The lesbians. They left lickity-split while the gays were still packing their shite.
The lesbians. They left lickity-split while the gays were still packing their shite.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 3:34 pm to biscuitsngravy
quote:
Interviewer asks person, can you perform under pressure? Guy says no, but I'm actually decent at bohemian rhapsody.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 4:21 pm to Tortious
Bob was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That bear is my cousin, I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.”
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzle bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, “That was a big mistake, Bob. That bear was my cousin and you’ve got two choices- either I maul your to death or we have rough sex.”
Again, Bob thought it was better to co-operate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder, He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, “Admit it, Bob, you don’t come here just for the hunting, do you?”
The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That bear is my cousin, I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.”
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzle bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, “That was a big mistake, Bob. That bear was my cousin and you’ve got two choices- either I maul your to death or we have rough sex.”
Again, Bob thought it was better to co-operate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder, He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, “Admit it, Bob, you don’t come here just for the hunting, do you?”
Posted on 4/26/21 at 4:25 pm to Nado Jenkins83
How many democrats does it take to change a lightbulb.
None they are to busy destroying our nation
None they are to busy destroying our nation
Posted on 4/26/21 at 4:27 pm to HempHead
quote:
People who say white folks can't jump have clearly never watched any 9/11 footage.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 4:33 pm to Ajo Devil
What's the difference between a brown-noser and an arse-kisser???
Depth perception.
Depth perception.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 5:01 pm to Ajo Devil
vagina jokes arent funny. period
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