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re: Silliest Reason for a Break-up

Posted on 9/19/24 at 12:08 am to
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
32116 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 12:08 am to
1. Girl’s arse stunk once during doggy style. It was just a one off, but I couldn’t get that smell out of my head/nose.

2. Didn’t like the girl’s name. She was very cute, fun, and big time in to me. However, I just couldn’t imagine introducing her with her terrible name to people I knew if things progressed into a long term relationship
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
11856 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 12:30 am to
What was her name
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34241 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 3:44 am to
quote:

quote:Living well is the best revenge.

One of my best female friends lived by the motto. Tall, beautiful, smart. ended up committing suicide. terrible.

This seems comment worthy, I’m just not sure what the comment should be so this is it.
Damn wtf.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4724 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 4:21 am to
I knew a guy, friend of a friend, who broke up with a girl because she didn’t know who Frank Lloyd Wright was.. had never heard of him .
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21093 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 4:24 am to
quote:

The final bridge too far, but wow, she was an absolute compliant freak.


Sounds like you should have stuck with it.
This post was edited on 9/19/24 at 4:25 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69111 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 7:44 am to
quote:

1. Girl’s arse stunk once during doggy style. It was just a one off, but I couldn’t get that smell out of my head/nose.


No one wants to admit it, but there’s good stank and then there’s bad stank. She must have been the bad variety.
Posted by Yaz 8
Member since Jun 2020
1266 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 7:47 am to
Mulva
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
53045 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:16 am to
quote:


Why are latinas all so crazy? They are a whole different level



Can confirm.


Latinas are hopefully next. I could use a more passionate woman
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
9911 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:19 am to
quote:

My gf broke up with me because “I never get off of TD.”

quote:

sta4ever

Checks out
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:20 am to
quote:

One of my best female friends lived by the motto. Tall, beautiful, smart. ended up committing suicide. terrible.


Sometimes the ones that seem to have the whole world in their palm of their hand can’t even see it that way, and the void to fill is too vast. Sad, RIP.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34505 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:21 am to
quote:

toothpaste tube


That brings back sweet memories.

Prev Mrs Vette was very organized and neat, but she always squeezed from the middle.
Our toothpaste always looked like a 3rd grader had used it.

I'd always carefully roll it up nice and neat, and she'd destroy it.

It's funny what you miss...
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21707 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:24 am to
quote:

I had one tell me as I was loading my shite in the truck that I had the ugliest dick and balls she had ever seen


My mental image of this is just hilarious. I would have fell out of the truck bed dying of laughter.

"YOUR DICK AND BALLS ARE THE UGLIESTIVE EVER SEEN!!!"
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19109 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Latinas are hopefully next. I could use a more passionate woman


Until you cross one.
Posted by 053wab
Charlotte NC
Member since May 2023
269 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:28 am to
Not a break up, but I refuse to date any woman who has ducks on the dash in her Jeep, or if she has a pitbull.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5499 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:30 am to
quote:

What was her name


Steve
Posted by AuburnTigers
Member since Aug 2013
14376 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:38 am to
Broke up with a girl when i was 17 because when I asked her what love meant to her, she quoted the bible. She didnt have an opinion or a definition in her own words, just scripture. It was a little over the top for me so I ended it the next day at a football game.

Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2760 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:39 am to
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Two hours to “get ready “, an hour to get 5 things at the grocery store, 45 minutes to let the dog out on and on and on. And she was late every where she went

Drove me nuts


So, you used to date my wife? you Bastard
Posted by LCrox
Alabama (the smart area)
Member since Sep 2019
549 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:52 am to
Ever wonder how Chuck Norris broke up with his girlfriend(s)?
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
24197 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:55 am to
quote:

She wanted kids, I didn't


That’s like the best reason to breakup with someone though…
Posted by runningdad85
Member since Mar 2013
285 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:16 am to
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After the break up, did she fade into Bolivian?


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