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re: Silliest Reason for a Break-up
Posted on 9/19/24 at 12:08 am to HeadSlash
Posted on 9/19/24 at 12:08 am to HeadSlash
1. Girl’s arse stunk once during doggy style. It was just a one off, but I couldn’t get that smell out of my head/nose.
2. Didn’t like the girl’s name. She was very cute, fun, and big time in to me. However, I just couldn’t imagine introducing her with her terrible name to people I knew if things progressed into a long term relationship
2. Didn’t like the girl’s name. She was very cute, fun, and big time in to me. However, I just couldn’t imagine introducing her with her terrible name to people I knew if things progressed into a long term relationship
Posted on 9/19/24 at 3:44 am to jeffsdad
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quote:Living well is the best revenge.
One of my best female friends lived by the motto. Tall, beautiful, smart. ended up committing suicide. terrible.
This seems comment worthy, I’m just not sure what the comment should be so this is it.
Damn wtf.
Posted on 9/19/24 at 4:21 am to Havoc
I knew a guy, friend of a friend, who broke up with a girl because she didn’t know who Frank Lloyd Wright was.. had never heard of him .
Posted on 9/19/24 at 4:24 am to Jobu93
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The final bridge too far, but wow, she was an absolute compliant freak.
Sounds like you should have stuck with it.

This post was edited on 9/19/24 at 4:25 am
Posted on 9/19/24 at 7:44 am to Alt26
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1. Girl’s arse stunk once during doggy style. It was just a one off, but I couldn’t get that smell out of my head/nose.
No one wants to admit it, but there’s good stank and then there’s bad stank. She must have been the bad variety.
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:16 am to supadave3
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Why are latinas all so crazy? They are a whole different level
Can confirm.
Latinas are hopefully next. I could use a more passionate woman
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:19 am to sta4ever
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My gf broke up with me because “I never get off of TD.”
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sta4ever
Checks out
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:20 am to jeffsdad
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One of my best female friends lived by the motto. Tall, beautiful, smart. ended up committing suicide. terrible.
Sometimes the ones that seem to have the whole world in their palm of their hand can’t even see it that way, and the void to fill is too vast. Sad, RIP.
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:21 am to LRB1967
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toothpaste tube
That brings back sweet memories.
Prev Mrs Vette was very organized and neat, but she always squeezed from the middle.
Our toothpaste always looked like a 3rd grader had used it.
I'd always carefully roll it up nice and neat, and she'd destroy it.

It's funny what you miss...
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:24 am to Cregg
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I had one tell me as I was loading my shite in the truck that I had the ugliest dick and balls she had ever seen

My mental image of this is just hilarious. I would have fell out of the truck bed dying of laughter.

"YOUR DICK AND BALLS ARE THE UGLIESTIVE EVER SEEN!!!"
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:26 am to HeadSlash
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Latinas are hopefully next. I could use a more passionate woman
Until you cross one.
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:28 am to HeadSlash
Not a break up, but I refuse to date any woman who has ducks on the dash in her Jeep, or if she has a pitbull.
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:30 am to TheRouxGuru
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What was her name
Steve
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:38 am to HeadSlash
Broke up with a girl when i was 17 because when I asked her what love meant to her, she quoted the bible. She didnt have an opinion or a definition in her own words, just scripture. It was a little over the top for me so I ended it the next day at a football game.
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:39 am to The Torch
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Two hours to “get ready “, an hour to get 5 things at the grocery store, 45 minutes to let the dog out on and on and on. And she was late every where she went
Drove me nuts
So, you used to date my wife? you Bastard
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:52 am to HeadSlash
Ever wonder how Chuck Norris broke up with his girlfriend(s)?
Posted on 9/19/24 at 8:55 am to RandomPoster
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She wanted kids, I didn't
That’s like the best reason to breakup with someone though…
Posted on 9/19/24 at 9:16 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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After the break up, did she fade into Bolivian?


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