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re: Silliest Reason for a Break-up
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:36 pm to HeadSlash
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:36 pm to HeadSlash
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My girlfriend of two years has broken up with me because I wouldn't let her paint the lobby of my store.
I think it's something else.
You're probably right. One thing I have learned from people who get upset, whether it is with me or someone else, usually the first reason they mouth out is not the real reason. It's usually layered, and it takes courage for them to actually say it.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:36 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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she broke it off with me "because I treated her too nice".
women want the bad boy, never changes

Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:36 pm to IlikeyouBetty
Broke up with a girl because she constantly used malaprops.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:37 pm to Honest Tune
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Did you prove her wrong?
I graduated, I have a career, a family, and I own my home.
I don't think she graduated. She's twice divorced.
So I think I did.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:38 pm to Honest Tune
i broke up with several girls in my 20s solely for not liking their names. in hindsight, it may have been commitment issues on my part.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:38 pm to boxcarbarney
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She told me she didn't think I was going anywhere in life. I was in college a year away from graduation.
This one brings back sore memories. I was around 25 and had gone back to school. Money was tight. We broke up because she figured I'd be struggling forever . I was pretty tore up about it when it happened, we had known each other since we were kids and had been dating 3 years. 10 years later I'm happily married with a comfortable job. She's a single mom.
I met my wife a few months after we broke up. My wife was patient as all hell with me. I really got lucky with her.
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:41 pm to boxcarbarney
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I graduated, I have a career, a family, and I own my home. I don't think she graduated. She's twice divorced. So I think I did.
Living well is the best revenge.
I broke up with a girl in college because she wanted to move to New York and work for PWC as an internal auditor. To put it mildly, I could never live in NYC, even as a young man.
She later became the director of internal auditing for the NFL. I didn’t see that one coming.
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:43 pm to HeadSlash
I broke up with a girlfriend in college because she let her dogs sleep in her bed. Hair everywhere. Smelled like dog arse. Complete turn off. Animals DO NOT belong in your bed.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:44 pm to CrappyPants
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I broke up with a girlfriend in college because she let her dogs sleep in her bed. Hair everywhere. Smelled like dog arse. Complete turn off. Animals DO NOT belong in your bed.
this is completely valid. and i'm a dog guy.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:45 pm to CrappyPants
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I broke up with a girlfriend in college because she let her dogs sleep in her bed.
dogs?
how many are we talking about?
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:46 pm to Sam Quint
I think this was a valid reason but others don’t.
I broke up with a girl because of her friends. The reason I told her was: “I like your friends but I don’t want your friends to become my friends.”
The most valid reason for me to dump someone occurred after a girlfriend pointed a loaded .44 at me.
I broke up with a girl because of her friends. The reason I told her was: “I like your friends but I don’t want your friends to become my friends.”
The most valid reason for me to dump someone occurred after a girlfriend pointed a loaded .44 at me.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:48 pm to holdem Tiger
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Broke up with a girl because she constantly used malaprops.
After the break up, did she fade into Bolivian?
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:48 pm to achenator
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Somebody's painting her lobby.
Need a thread on must unsex like sayings to refer to sex ... Because. This is up there
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:48 pm to HeadSlash
She had a birthmark a few centimeters away from her b hole and I couldn’t look away.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:50 pm to tdme
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dogs? how many are we talking about?
irrelevant if the bed smelled like dog and was full of dog hair all the time. that's just nasty. now if it was one small, non-smelly and non-shedding dog that might be a different story. but stinky and full of hair? total non-starter.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:51 pm to achenator
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Somebody's painting her lobby.

Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:53 pm to HeadSlash
Probably pretty smart on my part since I broke up with a gal not long after I got out of high school in 1970 when she told me she wanted to marry me when she graduated the next year.
I decided it best to end it, moved out of state and got a job in Jackson, MS. and spent 3 years up there before heading back to N.O.
By the time I got back she was married with a kid and one on the way. Wound up with 5 total from what reliable sources told me. Dodged that bullet.
I decided it best to end it, moved out of state and got a job in Jackson, MS. and spent 3 years up there before heading back to N.O.
By the time I got back she was married with a kid and one on the way. Wound up with 5 total from what reliable sources told me. Dodged that bullet.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:53 pm to HeadSlash
should have painted them guts then told her GTFO beotch!
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:55 pm to TeddyPadillac
I broke up with a girl in college because she told me she had a 3 way with 2 dudes years before meeting me. Couldn't get the image out of my head.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:57 pm to HeadSlash
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My girlfriend of two years has broken up with me because I wouldn't let her paint the lobby of my store.
you win. now, run directly into the crotch of another chick that is a bit more stable!
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