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re: Silliest Reason for a Break-up
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:06 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:06 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
quote:
I once broke up with a girl because she ate her peas with a fork.
Hate to be that guy little yerry Seinfeld, but it's " she ate her peas.....one at a time"
My reasoning.....
She had man hands
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 3:09 pm
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Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:08 pm to CAD703X
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:08 pm to achenator
quote:
Somebody's painting her lobby.
Ha, nice.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:08 pm to HeadSlash
"You cheated on me in my dream"
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:10 pm to TeddyPadillac
quote:
Hate to be that guy little yerry Seinfeld, but it's " she ate her peas.....one at a time"
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:10 pm to HeadSlash
My girlfriend broke up with me because she met a much more handsome and younger man worth tens of millions of dollars who treated her significantly better. That’s insane!
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:10 pm to TeddyPadillac
Did you edit the pics out of your post?
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:11 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
ah 
seinfeld reference
seinfeld reference
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:12 pm to HeadSlash
She's doing you a favor my baw. Now go get some guilt free pussy. You've earned it.
No joke though, I took a girl that I liked out on 3 dates not even two months ago, and she broke it off with me "because I treated her too nice". I seriously laughed when I first heard it. So if I would've treated her like a pile of fricking garbage we would still be a thing. Women are hilarious.
No joke though, I took a girl that I liked out on 3 dates not even two months ago, and she broke it off with me "because I treated her too nice". I seriously laughed when I first heard it. So if I would've treated her like a pile of fricking garbage we would still be a thing. Women are hilarious.
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:12 pm to Jobu93
quote:
My crazy latina college girfriend had slapped me and run out of my room after she woke up from a dream where I had cheated on her.
The final bridge too far, but wow, she was an absolute compliant freak.
Had to be done though.
One slap
You chickened out too soon
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:12 pm to HeadSlash
Shrinkage.
Wait that was a Seinfeld episode.
Wait that was a Seinfeld episode.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:14 pm to HeadSlash
quote:Did Garcia Roofing start a paint company?
because I wouldn't let her paint the lobby of my store
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:22 pm to HeadSlash
Ole miss game 2013
She walked in the room right when Ole miss took the lead w/ about a min left.
I called her bad luck she got pissed off and yelled at me. I had some choice words.
On Sunday I helped her dad load her stuff up.
I was a dick , but I worked out for both of us.
She walked in the room right when Ole miss took the lead w/ about a min left.
I called her bad luck she got pissed off and yelled at me. I had some choice words.
On Sunday I helped her dad load her stuff up.
I was a dick , but I worked out for both of us.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:26 pm to HeadSlash
quote:That is probably the strangest reason I've ever heard.
girlfriend of two years has broken up with me because I wouldn't let her paint the lobby of my store.
quote:I think you're right.
I think it's something else.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:30 pm to clownbaby
quote:Undergrad., but, she was accurate.
Because I already know we aren’t going to get married (this was in HS)
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:30 pm to HeadSlash
quote:
wouldn't let her paint the lobby of my store
Does this mean take a dump on your chest. I'm confused.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:32 pm to HeadSlash
She told me she didn't think I was going anywhere in life. I was in college a year away from graduation.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:32 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
quote:
I once broke up with a girl because she ate her peas with a fork
But how does she eat corn niblets?
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:35 pm to AlextheBodacious
quote:
You should let her paint the lobby and breakup with her when she finishes it.
win/win
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:35 pm to boxcarbarney
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She told me she didn't think I was going anywhere in life. I was in college a year away from graduation.
Did you prove her wrong?
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