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Share your examples of catfishes
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:32 am
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:32 am
Cause they are too good to keep to yourself.
I know a Sergeant who got catfished by a fat ugly bish. He got a photo off of plenty of fish, and didn’t want to believe it was fake. His buds told him. He only got took for a couple of hundred before he got wise. Watcha got?
I know a Sergeant who got catfished by a fat ugly bish. He got a photo off of plenty of fish, and didn’t want to believe it was fake. His buds told him. He only got took for a couple of hundred before he got wise. Watcha got?
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 7:37 am
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Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:35 am to rebeloke
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:37 am to rebeloke
Guy on a message board posed as a retard and would start multiple threads about pointless shite. Everyone thought he was a retard but he just kept posting. Not sure if they ever figured out he was catfishing them and he wasn’t actually a retard.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:39 am to rebeloke
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This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 7:41 am
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:48 am to USEyourCURDS
That’s weird. I know someone like that, but he is actually a really cool dude who just doesn’t GAF.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:49 am to rebeloke
In high school we called this girl catfish because she had a little dark peach fuzz growing above her lip.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:54 am to rebeloke
I only went once last week but we caught about 30 pounds. I suspect this coming week is going to be much better so we will go Monday, Wednesday and Thursday.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:20 am to rebeloke
You should take up noodling. If we're lucky, a snapping turtle will take your hands off so you can't type anymore.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:28 am to rebeloke
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:43 am to rebeloke
In high school, I worked at Office Max. This was 2002-2004.
An assistant manager at the store, probably early 30s, starts telling me about his woman he met on the internet.
Had been talking with her for a few months when I started working there in 02. Well fast forward 2 years to 04, and they finally arranged a meeting..this dork carried wallet sized (multiple)photos of her at all times in his breast pocket of his stupid Office Max shirt.
The only problem is, none of the photos looked similar, I mean, obviously not the same person, a fricking blind person could see the difference. He didn't care, I guess.
He paid to fly her in across country for Valentine's Day. Arranged a car to pick her up and bring her to Office Max. I made sure I was working that day, had to see this Trainwreck first hand.
Not only does this chick show up looking nothing like ANY of the pictures, she brings 3 kids in tow. The look of pure horror on this guy's face was priceless.
Meanwhile, myself, the copy attendant and a retired college professor are in hysterics trying our best not to completely crush this dudes soul.
Finally, the older lady that worked with us, engaged them and flat out said, 'You're both idiots. I've never seen something this stupid in my 64 years on Earth'
The assistant manager guy ended up taking a week off of work to recover from that debacle.
An assistant manager at the store, probably early 30s, starts telling me about his woman he met on the internet.
Had been talking with her for a few months when I started working there in 02. Well fast forward 2 years to 04, and they finally arranged a meeting..this dork carried wallet sized (multiple)photos of her at all times in his breast pocket of his stupid Office Max shirt.
The only problem is, none of the photos looked similar, I mean, obviously not the same person, a fricking blind person could see the difference. He didn't care, I guess.
He paid to fly her in across country for Valentine's Day. Arranged a car to pick her up and bring her to Office Max. I made sure I was working that day, had to see this Trainwreck first hand.
Not only does this chick show up looking nothing like ANY of the pictures, she brings 3 kids in tow. The look of pure horror on this guy's face was priceless.
Meanwhile, myself, the copy attendant and a retired college professor are in hysterics trying our best not to completely crush this dudes soul.
Finally, the older lady that worked with us, engaged them and flat out said, 'You're both idiots. I've never seen something this stupid in my 64 years on Earth'
The assistant manager guy ended up taking a week off of work to recover from that debacle.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 8:56 am to rebeloke
Posted on 6/10/18 at 9:08 am to ThatMakesSense
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The assistant manager guy ended up taking a week off of work to recover from that debacle.
Way to leave everyone hanging baw.
Did he jump off a bridge? Marry her and her runts? Blow up Office Max in retribution for you laughing at him?
Posted on 6/10/18 at 9:21 am to rebeloke
Posted on 6/10/18 at 9:22 am to rebeloke
I had a couple guys swear up and down they weren’t married, but I found them on Facebook & they definitely were. I never met them in person.
People can be kinda scummy.
People can be kinda scummy.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 9:23 am to ThatMakesSense
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Not only does this chick show up looking nothing like ANY of the pictures, she brings 3 kids in tow. The look of pure horror on this guy's face was priceless.
Posted on 6/10/18 at 9:25 am to rebeloke
Posted on 6/10/18 at 9:29 am to ThatMakesSense
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Not only does this chick show up looking nothing like ANY of the pictures, she brings 3 kids in tow
He didn't realize that he paid for 4 plane tickets?
Did he sue her for fraud?
Posted on 6/10/18 at 9:30 am to Hangit
Too many holes in his story
Posted on 6/10/18 at 9:32 am to castorinho
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Too many holes in his story
I think most catfish stories are willful ignorance. It’s way too easy to FaceTime/vid chat to see people are real. If someone refuses, they’re very likely not real.
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