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Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:39 am to Pectus
At Lakeshore elementary I found out where all the lunch ladies and janitors gathered up to smoke their cigs. So I told all the other kids. Then a bunch of us would sneak around there and watch them choke down their Virginia Slims and Winstons. Then we got caught and the other kids threw me under the bus. I got two licks and suspended for a day. Then beat again at home and grounded. To this day I still don't know why. I wasn't smoking the got damn cigs. Just watching the lunch ladies and janitors.
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 9:41 am
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:02 am to Pectus
When I was younger, I didn't think I was allergic to poison ivy, so like the advanced child I was, to prove this (and to impress the older neighbor chick), I grabbed a bunch and rubbed it all neck and face
as you can guess, I broke the frick out all over my face and neck and actually had to spend the night in the hospital it was so bad
as you can guess, I broke the frick out all over my face and neck and actually had to spend the night in the hospital it was so bad
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:17 am to Pectus
I was 7 yrs old in November 1977 and watching a KCS freight train pass by our house. At first I heard a rattling noise and noticed the cars were coming off the track and riding on the cross ties. About 250 yards away they began piling up and tank cars started exploding. My mom grabbed my younger brother and sister (dad was at work) and we evacuated to my grandparents.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:21 am to Pectus
February 18, 1993
Went to the skating rink for a friend's birthday. Ate those red hot dogs that were on the rotating cooker. Started skating, and the DJ yelled "switch," meaning turn around and go the other way. I stopped and turned, the adult behind me did not. He ran me over, I hit my head on the floor, and woke up getting a CAT scan, and throwing up red hotdogs. That was the last time I ate a hotdog.
Went to the skating rink for a friend's birthday. Ate those red hot dogs that were on the rotating cooker. Started skating, and the DJ yelled "switch," meaning turn around and go the other way. I stopped and turned, the adult behind me did not. He ran me over, I hit my head on the floor, and woke up getting a CAT scan, and throwing up red hotdogs. That was the last time I ate a hotdog.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:34 am to Pectus
I was in first or second grade and the next door neighbor and I decide to make a catapult. To set it off someone would jump down off the trampoline. We were trying out a piece of wood and the neighbor jumped down and the wood came up and hit him in the face busting his lip.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:37 am to Pectus
Riding my XR75 every day, I loved that bike.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:40 am to Pectus
In Madisonville there is a small private harbor called "Hidden Harbor" where I spent many childhood summers. About 12 really nice yachts were docked there. Our friend was the caretaker there and we had the run of the place. We had our own aluminum boat with a small motor and we went up and down the Tchefuncte River all day long with no supervision. I was about 8 years old or younger. We ate at Badeaux's or BBQed and had sweet rolls every day for breakfast.
My mother was fairly lacking when it came to supervising us or worrying about us drowning or swimming with alligators. But then again, this was also back when seat belts were optional and I spent entire roadtrips stretched out on the back dash of the car.
My mother was fairly lacking when it came to supervising us or worrying about us drowning or swimming with alligators. But then again, this was also back when seat belts were optional and I spent entire roadtrips stretched out on the back dash of the car.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:42 am to Pectus
I'll never forget when I was like 10 or 11, some guy called the house phone saying he was with UPS I think it was. Anyway, he began asking me all sorts of questions about how old I was, if I was angry and that I could trust him. Anyway, I don't remember what question it was or what answer she heard, but I said something and my mom came storming into the room. "Kyle, who the frick is on that phone?!" she took the phone and started blasting the guy demanding who he was and so on. It ended up being some dude who was on a sexual offenders list and he got fired.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:48 am to Pectus
I tied a rope from our swingset and then wrapped the other end around my waist so I could fly like superman.
The rope slipped and went up to my neck and tightened. Also had some fingers trapped in there so I wasn't completely noosed, but I was definitely going to die if I wasn't cut down. and my buddy screamed for my mom and she ran outside and got me down.
Never been whipped that hard in my life. Holy frick I might still have bruises from 1995.
The rope slipped and went up to my neck and tightened. Also had some fingers trapped in there so I wasn't completely noosed, but I was definitely going to die if I wasn't cut down. and my buddy screamed for my mom and she ran outside and got me down.
Never been whipped that hard in my life. Holy frick I might still have bruises from 1995.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:50 am to TheCaterpillar
1997 UF-LSU when we upset #1, my dad lifted me over the fence and let me run on the field and grab grass and run back to him. I was 9.
I thought he was the coolest person on Earth after letting me do that.
I thought he was the coolest person on Earth after letting me do that.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:51 am to Pectus
Shooting marbles in the dirt
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:10 am to Pectus
Shot in the back with a shotgun when 6.
Getting kissing lessons from my hot 16 yo babysitter when 8.
Getting kissing lessons from my hot 16 yo babysitter when 8.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:13 am to Pectus
TV announcer telling everyone to stay indoors during the hurricane. Minutes later, my mother runs across the street to borrow something from the neighbor 

Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:16 am to TooDumbToFail
My grandma used to scare the shite out of us, when we were young. her house was scary as frick at night, end of cul-de-sac, you could see the shadows of trees into the house and at times, it looked like people out there.
And this isn't ribbing to make the parents laugh, type of scaring, she scared the frick out of us. Even had one of our Uncles hide in basement for an hour, then when it was bed time, he came in with a knife n shite.
And this isn't ribbing to make the parents laugh, type of scaring, she scared the frick out of us. Even had one of our Uncles hide in basement for an hour, then when it was bed time, he came in with a knife n shite.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:23 am to Pectus
Going to the Schwinn bicycle store on Government St.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:24 am to Pectus
Smokin' mah weed
Given' bitches mah seed ...
Given' bitches mah seed ...
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:27 am to Pectus
Remember going to the drive-in movie and my sister was just a little baby, so I must have been 4 years old. Remember the next day seeing in the back of the station wagon a little clump of chili that must have fell from a hotdog and of course.....lol.....remember eating the clump of chili
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:35 am to Salmon
I have a poison ivy story
Me and best friend were probably in the 8-10 age range. An older friend tells us one day that the indians used to eat poison ivy and drink the sap to make themselves immune to it. So best friend and I eat a leaf and cut some up and drink the sap. Neck, eyes, throat, cheeks, tongue, everything swole up and itched for days. Got steroid shots and cortizone. Haven't had poison ivy since.
Me and best friend were probably in the 8-10 age range. An older friend tells us one day that the indians used to eat poison ivy and drink the sap to make themselves immune to it. So best friend and I eat a leaf and cut some up and drink the sap. Neck, eyes, throat, cheeks, tongue, everything swole up and itched for days. Got steroid shots and cortizone. Haven't had poison ivy since.
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