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re: Shaq's son's 16th birthday presents

Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:33 pm to
Enough for a starting 5 and three deep riding the pine.
Posted by rattlebucket
SELA
Member since Feb 2009
12961 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:37 pm to
He'll be dead in that car soon. Such fail here shaq. The original Aristotle would not agree giving a 16 yr old 550 hp.
Posted by northLAgoomba
Grand Cane, LA
Member since Nov 2009
3979 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

LSU: "I'm going on a visit there this year with my dad. I talked to him about it and he said that I don't have to follow his footsteps and go to LSU if I don't want to."


Well, frick.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21529 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 10:25 pm to
There is a young man around here in a wheelchair. His dad bought him a Corvette when he was a teenager. Flipped it doing teenaged stuff.
Posted by hehateme2285
Katy, TX
Member since Dec 2007
5327 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:53 am to
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79854 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:55 am to
The janitor of my middle school named his kid after him.

Shaq posed with his son when he was born.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 1:21 am to
Reminds me of my 16th.
Posted by AndruwIVVII
Prairieville
Member since Oct 2015
151 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 7:09 am to
quote:

What's the insurance on a 16 year old in a Lamborghini?


bout three fiddy
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19724 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 7:22 am to
Where's all you "did he buy them used" cultists? Letting me down here.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 7:33 am to
Imma guess the Jeep Wrangler will not get much use.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184596 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 7:36 am to
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There is a young man around here in a wheelchair. His dad bought him a Corvette when he was a teenager. Flipped it doing teenaged stuff.



Why would you buy a kid in a wheelchair a corvette anyway?



















You need to work on your phraising.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141200 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:22 am to
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Your dad probably isn't worth $350 million


Amazing considering his only shot was a dunk.
Posted by DivotBreath
On the course
Member since Oct 2007
3735 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:27 am to
He probably got a Kardashian too.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:33 am to
True story.

When I was 16 George Foreman's daughter Natalie was in my English class. We had to do a group project and I was the only person she talked to in the class so me, her and another girl were a group. We did nothing for like a month because she was out of town every weekend in Cali or some crazy shite. The project was due in like 2 weeks so we finally planned to go to her house and work on it.

I get there and we dick around and do nothing for like an hour before she's like let's take a break, do y'all wanna check out the garage? So we went out to the garage and there were like 24 cars, all badass. She's like, do y'all wanna see the car I get when I turn 16? So we said sure and I expected some badass Saleen Mustang or something and she pulls the tarp off this brand new white Ferrari, tan leather. Just gorgeous.

It was a stick and I was like oh it's a stick, I don't know how to drive those. So she said she'd teach me when she got her license in a month.

2 weeks later her boyfriend got caught with coke and they shipped her off to boarding school in CT and I never talked to her again.

ETA: we did nothing for the project, but part of the book it was for had something to do with boxing so Natalie brought in 3 robes her dad wore during fights ( I wore the robe he wore when he fought Ali) we put on boxing gloves and trunks she brought and talked about boxing for 2 minutes and got a 100.
This post was edited on 1/18/16 at 8:37 am
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
15406 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:42 am to
quote:

If I had Shaq money my kid would get a Land Cruiser or an S class Mercedes


I'm guessing there is already one of each in the family garage
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34791 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:44 am to
Thant can't wind up bad huh...?

On a side note: I always thought Shaq was smarter than that...
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 8:55 am to
What about Shaq makes you think he's smart? I love the guy but smart would never be the first adjective I used to describe him.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
3333 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 9:12 am to
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What about Shaq makes you think he's smart? I love the guy but smart would never be the first adjective I used to describe him.
He only has to be smart enough to hire someone smarter.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 9:26 am to
I'd much rather a new M3 or M4 than an old Gallardo.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:22 pm to
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911Moto should send his world champion karate kid to teach Shaq's son how to be a responsible driver as a young kid with a sports car.


He doesn't have his license yet - still on his permit. Every time we take him driving, someone nearly dies.
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