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SF Bay Area ordered to 'shelter in place' until April 7

Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:24 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:24 pm
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Everyone must work from home or stop working, except for those providing essential services, like healthcare workers, law-enforcement officials, and firefighters and emergency responders, according to the order.


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Nonessential travel on foot or via scooters, bicycles, cars, and public transportation is also banned — though public transit will remain open for essential travel. Walking, running, taking a pet out to go to the bathroom, and hiking are still allowed, as long as people keep six feet between themselves and others.




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The order is mandatory, and failure to comply will be considered a misdemeanor crime, according to the city.


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People who are homeless are exempt from the order


Ain’t that some shite.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67865 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:26 pm to
SF is a shite hole. Literally.
This post was edited on 3/16/20 at 6:41 pm
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:26 pm to
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People who are homeless are exempt from the order


Of course they are.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:26 pm to
From a City who disregards Federal laws?

Interesting how they get to pick & choose.

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59598 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:27 pm to
So you cant go for a walk outside
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5274 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:30 pm to
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People who are homeless are exempt from the order


Not only are they exempt from this, but those citizens will continue to be allowed to shite in the middle of the street if they choose to. No one will be there to pick up the fecal matter, as our government employees will not be reporting for work until further notice. Good luck.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3520 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:35 pm to
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SF is a shite hole


SF has a homeless problem but is far from a shite hole.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:36 pm to
How does it work being homeless and living in the most expensive city in America?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34009 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:38 pm to
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So you cant go for a walk outside


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Walking, running, taking a pet out to go to the bathroom, and hiking are still allowed, as long as people keep six feet between themselves and others.
This post was edited on 3/16/20 at 6:39 pm
Posted by Lsut81
Member since Jun 2005
80095 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:39 pm to
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People who are homeless are exempt from the order



So what dictates “homeless”?

Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Posted by ElRoos
Member since Nov 2017
7202 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:41 pm to
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SF has a homeless problem but is far from a shite hole.



Have you been lately? It is awful.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:47 pm to
The city has become a cesspool, anyway.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25851 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:49 pm to
You can literally walk into a store and steal as much shite as you want and they won’t arrest you. You really think they are going to arrest people for walking around?
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3520 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:52 pm to
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Have you been lately? It is awful.


I went in Sept. for the first time in about 10yrs. Based on what I read on this board, I was expecting to see human shite everywhere, I kept telling my wife to watch out and be careful. I did see one pile that was later confirmed as dog shite. That's about it. I did see some people shooting heroin though. Aside from that, great weather, restaurants, scenery. Still one of the world's great cities IMO.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39047 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:56 pm to
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I did see one pile that was later confirmed as dog shite.


Baw. Did it taste like dog shite?

And SS. Does this include the Berkley area?
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30589 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:58 pm to
SF is a shite hole.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78353 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 6:59 pm to
My buddy works at a downtown SF Trader Joes and he has been giving me updates. Crazy stuff. He says when he goes to work he has the street to himself. Shelfs are emptied every day.
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:02 pm to
That’s right. It says directly under walking is ok: see, forget all that! Walking isn’t ok.


I guarantee you thought this was a hoax last week.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59598 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:15 pm to
I never thought it was a hoax. I just dont give a shite about it
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:18 pm to
Now it all makes sense why you moved there.
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