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Sexy things your SO does
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:45 pm
Every now and then a similar thread will pop up so maybe its time for another. At least something to keep us entertained.
Since I'm fairly newly divorced I don't have a SO. Now, my ex-wife never did any sexy stuff around the house...so I will go with the one before - none other than Harley Quinn.
Rainy weekend days were the best. She loved sleeping in so we'd stay in until about mid-morning when she'd make something to eat - brunch as she'd call it.
One of her favorite things to do was cleaning - why, I don't know, but I'm glad she did... she'd usually clean wearing only boy shorts and one of my old tshirts cut kinda short. The TV would go off and the music would come on. And as she cleaned, she'd dance. Seductively, at times. Hey, I helped clean but we never made it that far. After cleaning, if it wasn't cold outside she'd go play in the rain...well, I'd be out there with her, because I wasn't stupid. Did I mention that she wore nothing under the tshirt? Good thing the back yard had a high privacy fence. Man she could dance. Seems that all that time when she was in Iraq really fueled her imagination...and I never had to do any sort of an ab workout while we were dating.
Since I'm fairly newly divorced I don't have a SO. Now, my ex-wife never did any sexy stuff around the house...so I will go with the one before - none other than Harley Quinn.
Rainy weekend days were the best. She loved sleeping in so we'd stay in until about mid-morning when she'd make something to eat - brunch as she'd call it.
One of her favorite things to do was cleaning - why, I don't know, but I'm glad she did... she'd usually clean wearing only boy shorts and one of my old tshirts cut kinda short. The TV would go off and the music would come on. And as she cleaned, she'd dance. Seductively, at times. Hey, I helped clean but we never made it that far. After cleaning, if it wasn't cold outside she'd go play in the rain...well, I'd be out there with her, because I wasn't stupid. Did I mention that she wore nothing under the tshirt? Good thing the back yard had a high privacy fence. Man she could dance. Seems that all that time when she was in Iraq really fueled her imagination...and I never had to do any sort of an ab workout while we were dating.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:46 pm to Spaceman Spiff
gives my pecker attention
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:46 pm to Spaceman Spiff
She puts my peepee in her mouth
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:47 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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One of her favorite things to do was cleaning - why, I don't know, but I'm glad she did... she'd usually clean wearing only boy shorts and one of my old tshirts cut kinda short. The TV would go off and the music would come on. And as she cleaned, she'd dance. Seductively, at times. Hey, I helped clean but we never made it that far. After cleaning, if it wasn't cold outside she'd go play in the rain...well, I'd be out there with her, because I wasn't stupid. Did I mention that she wore nothing under the tshirt? Good thing the back yard had a high privacy fence. Man she could dance. Seems that all that time when she was in Iraq really fueled her imagination...and I never had to do any sort of an ab workout while we were dating.
Is this from some gay love novel you're reading?
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:47 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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Sexy things your SO does
leaves the apartment
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:50 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Man just knock the bottom out of ole Harley Quinn it is appears that you still got that itch for her and now just see if she can scratch it. I remember reading about your situation with the ex, and by all means dealing with what you went through you deserve some happiness and some good vibes, providing it wont screw over your divorce proceedings.
now on topic when my wife texts me if I am tired, that usually means that I am gonna get some that night, we have an 18 month old so I take what I can get.
now on topic when my wife texts me if I am tired, that usually means that I am gonna get some that night, we have an 18 month old so I take what I can get.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:51 pm to Perrydawg
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providing it wont screw over your divorce proceedings.
Man, those are done and done and signed. Really worked in my favor. S, no worries on that end.
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Man just knock the bottom out of ole Harley Quinn it is appears that you still got that itch for her and now just see if she can scratch it.
If things work as I am hoping, that will happen.
This post was edited on 11/16/16 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:52 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Then by all means test the structural strength of you bed frame
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:52 pm to Spaceman Spiff
My wife makes me breakfast in bed every morning without fail. It's kinda sexy.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:53 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Shits like a real woman.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:53 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Poops with the bathroom door open.
*ploop*
*baguum*
*ploop*
*baguum*
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:54 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Sticks a finger in my arse when she blows me.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:55 pm to Spaceman Spiff
She bent over using her back, rather than her knees when picking up our baby's spit up off the floor the other day, giving me descent view of her arse. 
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:56 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Sticks a finger in my arse when she blows me.
oooo good one
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:56 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Ya'll are killing me. Thanks for the laugh 
Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:57 pm to gadknot
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oooo good one
It really is the greatest gift one can give.
Posted on 11/16/16 at 3:00 pm to Spaceman Spiff
She gave me a hug this morning, it was pretty awesome.... Her bewbs touched me, so I'd saying I am currently winning.
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