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Sexy things your SO does

Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:45 pm
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:45 pm
Every now and then a similar thread will pop up so maybe its time for another. At least something to keep us entertained.

Since I'm fairly newly divorced I don't have a SO. Now, my ex-wife never did any sexy stuff around the house...so I will go with the one before - none other than Harley Quinn.

Rainy weekend days were the best. She loved sleeping in so we'd stay in until about mid-morning when she'd make something to eat - brunch as she'd call it.

One of her favorite things to do was cleaning - why, I don't know, but I'm glad she did... she'd usually clean wearing only boy shorts and one of my old tshirts cut kinda short. The TV would go off and the music would come on. And as she cleaned, she'd dance. Seductively, at times. Hey, I helped clean but we never made it that far. After cleaning, if it wasn't cold outside she'd go play in the rain...well, I'd be out there with her, because I wasn't stupid. Did I mention that she wore nothing under the tshirt? Good thing the back yard had a high privacy fence. Man she could dance. Seems that all that time when she was in Iraq really fueled her imagination...and I never had to do any sort of an ab workout while we were dating.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:46 pm to
gives my pecker attention
Posted by RJL2
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:46 pm to
She puts my peepee in her mouth
Posted by tigerbutt
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:47 pm to
Dear diary.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:47 pm to
Takes care of tBBC
Posted by Ingeniero
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

One of her favorite things to do was cleaning - why, I don't know, but I'm glad she did... she'd usually clean wearing only boy shorts and one of my old tshirts cut kinda short. The TV would go off and the music would come on. And as she cleaned, she'd dance. Seductively, at times. Hey, I helped clean but we never made it that far. After cleaning, if it wasn't cold outside she'd go play in the rain...well, I'd be out there with her, because I wasn't stupid. Did I mention that she wore nothing under the tshirt? Good thing the back yard had a high privacy fence. Man she could dance. Seems that all that time when she was in Iraq really fueled her imagination...and I never had to do any sort of an ab workout while we were dating.

Is this from some gay love novel you're reading?
Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

Sexy things your SO does


leaves the apartment
Posted by rmnldr
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:49 pm to
poops on me
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:50 pm to
Man just knock the bottom out of ole Harley Quinn it is appears that you still got that itch for her and now just see if she can scratch it. I remember reading about your situation with the ex, and by all means dealing with what you went through you deserve some happiness and some good vibes, providing it wont screw over your divorce proceedings.

now on topic when my wife texts me if I am tired, that usually means that I am gonna get some that night, we have an 18 month old so I take what I can get.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

providing it wont screw over your divorce proceedings.


Man, those are done and done and signed. Really worked in my favor. S, no worries on that end.

quote:

Man just knock the bottom out of ole Harley Quinn it is appears that you still got that itch for her and now just see if she can scratch it.


If things work as I am hoping, that will happen.
This post was edited on 11/16/16 at 2:53 pm
Posted by Perrydawg
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:52 pm to
Then by all means test the structural strength of you bed frame
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:52 pm to
My wife makes me breakfast in bed every morning without fail. It's kinda sexy.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:53 pm to
Shits like a real woman.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:53 pm to
Poops with the bathroom door open.

*ploop*
*baguum*
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:54 pm to
Sticks a finger in my arse when she blows me.
Posted by Black n Gold
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:55 pm to
She bent over using her back, rather than her knees when picking up our baby's spit up off the floor the other day, giving me descent view of her arse.
Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Sticks a finger in my arse when she blows me.


oooo good one
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:56 pm to
Ya'll are killing me. Thanks for the laugh
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 2:57 pm to
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oooo good one


It really is the greatest gift one can give.
Posted by Impotent Waffle
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Posted on 11/16/16 at 3:00 pm to
She gave me a hug this morning, it was pretty awesome.... Her bewbs touched me, so I'd saying I am currently winning.
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