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re: Sex robots installed w/ VISION to hit market capable of ‘recognizing you in a crowd (NSFW)
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:28 am to Tigerbait357
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:28 am to Tigerbait357
quote:
The latest models are fit with a new "vaginal sensor" upgrade promising the most realistic sexual experience with a robot to date.
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:36 am to Tigerbait357
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But will they cheat on you?
Don't care since they can't get pregnant
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:41 am to Loserman
So you can see me, have sex w me, use all my electricity to feed your arse.
But not one sandwich.
But not one sandwich.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:59 am to Tigerbait357
Posted on 4/29/19 at 9:31 am to Tigerbait357
Does it like to get choked?
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:39 am to Tigerbait357
I have always though that these fools were weird and the guys that bought them were strange cats but godddammit I’m thinking of buying one.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:58 am to TheMailman
the dude with the robot arm
:lol:
:lol:
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:02 am to Tigerbait357
You know they will add a vocal something, eventually.
Hen you will get nagged by the robot
Hen you will get nagged by the robot
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:08 am to Loserman
quote:
But will they cheat on you?
Don't care since they can't get pregnant
Yeah, until she says 'your neighbor is much better than you
And some random dudes jizz is oozing out of her mouth
This post was edited on 4/29/19 at 11:08 am
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:12 am to Tigerbait357
LINK
The article.
His wife made him add the "no" feature.
Who would spend $7k on a robot that won't frick them?
The article.
His wife made him add the "no" feature.
Who would spend $7k on a robot that won't frick them?
This post was edited on 4/29/19 at 11:13 am
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:45 am to Roaad
Or she closes off her vagina until you buy the "diamond" upgrade for 60 day additional access.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:47 am to Tigerbait357
So, I’m assuming that the people that buy these dolls do so because they socially awkward or have some sort of sexual deficiency, like say, micro peen. Now, if these new dolls can now recognize penetration depth, and respond accordingly, how are these micro peen guys going to feel if that appropriate response is laughter? Just saying, maybe the company didn’t think this through.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:50 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
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I’m assuming that the people that buy these dolls do so because they socially awkward
Extremely.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:58 am to Roaad
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His wife made him add the no feature
One day one of these nerdy cucks is going to be standing before a judge because his sex robot said no and he fricked her anyway.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:58 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
quote:
, I’m assuming that the people that buy these dolls do so because they socially awkward or have some sort of sexual deficiency, like say, micro peen. Now, if these new dolls can now recognize penetration depth, and respond accordingly, how are these micro peen guys going to feel if that appropriate response is laughter? Just saying, maybe the company didn’t think this through
The exact opposite is why.
Micro peen will be told "omg it's too big!"
Posted on 4/29/19 at 12:16 pm to Tigerbait357
Go make me a sammich bitch while I clean lube off my pecker.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 12:53 pm to Redbone
Would anybody you let a buddy "try it out" for a few dollars? And the cleaning was immaculately done? I wouldn't be hurt or angry...and I have stuck what had been stuck many times over so it cannot be any worse.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 1:26 pm to BurningHeart
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Or she closes off her vagina until you buy the "diamond" upgrade
Posted on 4/29/19 at 2:27 pm to Tigerbait357
After owning her for a few years the blowjob feature will cease to Function because of outdated firmware.
You’ll have to buy a newer model
You’ll have to buy a newer model
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