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re: Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:16 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:16 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
quote:
Decided to go for Boxing Day this morning, but the baby slept all night (until 8:30) and her titties were about to burst. As much as I love the heft of full milk jugs rubbing against my chest, I recognize how uncomfortable that is for her and how self conscious she can be about spraying milk all over me during a romp.
She doesn’t pump?
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:22 am to Longhorn Actual
quote:not if he purchased 7 books of coupons
Your wife just played you and anchored sex for the year at less than once per week.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:28 am to SuperSaint
This thread confirms that this board is mostly composed of liars.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:30 am to Shamoan
quote:Romeo, slow down and leave some trim for the rest of us please?
I bought her…..some nice floor mats for her vehicle.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:41 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
quote:she will overcome the uncomfortably of her tits once you pump that were of yours into her stink muscle. She’ll forget about the milk you’re getting off on bathing in
I recognize how uncomfortable that is for her and how self conscious she can be about spraying milk all over me during a romp.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:45 am to Spankum
quote:
Well, I threw one in a sock this morning, if that
Dude tells you all he jerked off, gets 40 upvotes.
That is kinda sketch boys
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 11:46 am
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:21 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
quote:
Definitely can throw a wrench in things, but it’s not a “no way”
First Kid,..and still a baby, yes Christmas Sex was still a thing.
After 3 kids and all of that ... good luck. If she does you have hit the lottery.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:23 pm to Shamoan
Update: no sex. I thought the satin PJ’s would lead to BJ’s, but no dice.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:26 pm to Shamoan
I have 2 siblings born on 9.22 and 9.25 so I am guessing they are the result of Christmas sex.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:30 pm to Longhorn Actual
quote:
Your wife just played you and anchored sex for the year at less than once per week.
My wife and I have sex way more than once a week. We've had sex twice since she gave me the coupon book and I haven't used one yet.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:04 pm to Havoc
quote:She does when she needs to. First kid she would always pump an extra bottle before going bed and built up a stash. Most of it got wasted though, and it probably led to overproduction.
She doesn’t pump?
Second kid she doesn’t even bother. Just feeds him around 7 before putting him down, then lets the factory run until he wakes up in the morning, whether that be at wake up time or the times he stirs awake in the early morning hours.
It does lead to some heavy bags of sand in the AM.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:12 pm to TulsaSooner78
Try making dinner and fix her plate for her.
Not sure why it works so well, but I’m here for both ??
Not sure why it works so well, but I’m here for both ??
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:17 pm to Red Stick Tigress
quote:
I have 2 siblings born on 9.22 and 9.25 so I am guessing they are the result of Christmas sex.
Sounds like Ol' Saint Dick came on Christmas after all
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:19 pm to Shamoan
No
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:19 pm to Red Stick Tigress
quote:I have one child born around that time in September - but I would say it was New Year’s
I have 2 siblings born on 9.22 and 9.25 so I am guessing they are the result of Christmas sex.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:02 pm to Shamoan
Jody Claus
His red truck named ‘dolph has the Carolina lean, he deep dicks your wife, then drinks all your bourbon.
His red truck named ‘dolph has the Carolina lean, he deep dicks your wife, then drinks all your bourbon.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:18 pm to Shamoan
im 56, girlfriend is 23. been together for 3 years now. sex has never been a problem. did it christmas eve after gifts and did it christmas night in the hot tub at the airbnb in bozeman.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:28 pm to GreenRockTiger
I am the result of birthday sex. Mom's b-day was June 12th and I am March 13th.
Sibling #1 had to be Thanksgiving sex (August) and #4 was Halloween sex (July)?
I once told my dad all of the correlations and he was not pleased.
Sibling #1 had to be Thanksgiving sex (August) and #4 was Halloween sex (July)?
I once told my dad all of the correlations and he was not pleased.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:01 pm to Bama and Beer
quote:
Oh and all I got was 2 Alabama mugs
One named Bubba and the other Leeroy.
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