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re: Settle an office debate: Who wins in a fight...Gorilla or Grizzly
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:17 pm to MontyFranklyn
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:17 pm to MontyFranklyn

Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:18 pm to Navajo61490
grizzly destroys the gorilla
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:18 pm to Navajo61490
The only thing that gives the Gorilla a chance is it’s quickness and athleticism. If it could somehow get the Grizzly’s back and get a bite to the neck it may win.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:19 pm to Carson123987
they have actually done this type of thing before. During the gold rush they used to get animals from all over and put them in a big pit and let them fight to the death. Grizzly destroyed all including tigers, silverbacks, lions and even polar bears.
Grizzly is the baddest animal on land. On ice, a polar bear could take it, other than that Grizzly destroys all.
Grizzly is the baddest animal on land. On ice, a polar bear could take it, other than that Grizzly destroys all.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:20 pm to Navajo61490
Is it a 1 on 1 fight? Then grizzly wins.
Grizzlies are usually solitary animals but gorillas are usually part of a troop. A handful of gorillas would win ganging up on a grizzly.
Grizzlies are usually solitary animals but gorillas are usually part of a troop. A handful of gorillas would win ganging up on a grizzly.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:21 pm to Navajo61490
I gotta go with the three-quarter ton carnivore.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:22 pm to Pecker
I used to love watching kimbo slice backyard and street fights.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:22 pm to Navajo61490
Grizzly would disembowl a gorilla with one slash.
A gorilla would probably handle a black or panda bear. But would get worked by either grizzly or polar bear.
A gorilla would probably handle a black or panda bear. But would get worked by either grizzly or polar bear.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:24 pm to Titus Pullo
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I used to love watching kimbo slice backyard and street fights.
'Member the one where he knocked the dude's eye out of his socket? Gruesome
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:24 pm to Navajo61490
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Found a video of a man dressed as a gorilla fighting a bear but still nothing conclusive

I laughed way too hard at this
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:25 pm to Amadeo
A grizzly is not a carnivore.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:26 pm to idlewatcher
Haha i just went back and watched it on youtube as sookn as i made my prior post.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:27 pm to Titus Pullo
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Haha i just went back and watched it on youtube as sookn as i made my prior post.

Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:27 pm to lsu777
I think a siberian tiger would take a grizzly.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:29 pm to Navajo61490
Is either animal an albino?
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:30 pm to lsu777
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Grizzly is the baddest animal on land.
Full grown elephant would likely make a grizzly it’s bitch.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:33 pm to Pecker
quote:Damn. That looked like a World Star hood fight
Gorillas got dem hands
I don't think the bear is ready for the gorilla's street savagery

Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:41 pm to Navajo61490
A Gorilla is big and muscular with a tiny penis. He would talk up a big game, then turn and run when shite got real
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:48 pm to StealthCalais11
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Asked this in November. Pretty sure the general consensus was Grizzly
No contest grizzly wins--they can weigh nearly 5X the ave silverback, and are 10mph faster on a sprint. Those two are enough without even getting into other attributes.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:48 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Grizzly wouldn’t know what the frick to do when the gorilla started jerking off.
You ever try to fight someone while they’re jerking off? Yeah you lose every time
You ever try to fight someone while they’re jerking off? Yeah you lose every time
This post was edited on 1/18/18 at 3:49 pm
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