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re: Settle an office debate: Who wins in a fight...Gorilla or Grizzly

Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by starsandstripes
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:18 pm to
grizzly destroys the gorilla
Posted by UpToPar
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:18 pm to
The only thing that gives the Gorilla a chance is it’s quickness and athleticism. If it could somehow get the Grizzly’s back and get a bite to the neck it may win.
Posted by lsu777
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:19 pm to
they have actually done this type of thing before. During the gold rush they used to get animals from all over and put them in a big pit and let them fight to the death. Grizzly destroyed all including tigers, silverbacks, lions and even polar bears.

Grizzly is the baddest animal on land. On ice, a polar bear could take it, other than that Grizzly destroys all.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:20 pm to
Is it a 1 on 1 fight? Then grizzly wins.

Grizzlies are usually solitary animals but gorillas are usually part of a troop. A handful of gorillas would win ganging up on a grizzly.
Posted by Amadeo
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:21 pm to
I gotta go with the three-quarter ton carnivore.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:22 pm to
I used to love watching kimbo slice backyard and street fights.
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:22 pm to
Grizzly would disembowl a gorilla with one slash.

A gorilla would probably handle a black or panda bear. But would get worked by either grizzly or polar bear.

Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:24 pm to
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I used to love watching kimbo slice backyard and street fights.


'Member the one where he knocked the dude's eye out of his socket? Gruesome
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:24 pm to
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Found a video of a man dressed as a gorilla fighting a bear but still nothing conclusive

I laughed way too hard at this
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:25 pm to
A grizzly is not a carnivore.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:26 pm to
Haha i just went back and watched it on youtube as sookn as i made my prior post.

Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:27 pm to
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Haha i just went back and watched it on youtube as sookn as i made my prior post.


Those dudes raked in dat money that's for sure
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:27 pm to
I think a siberian tiger would take a grizzly.

Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:29 pm to
Is either animal an albino?

Posted by UpToPar
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:30 pm to
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Grizzly is the baddest animal on land.


Full grown elephant would likely make a grizzly it’s bitch.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:33 pm to
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Gorillas got dem hands

I don't think the bear is ready for the gorilla's street savagery
Damn. That looked like a World Star hood fight
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:41 pm to
A Gorilla is big and muscular with a tiny penis. He would talk up a big game, then turn and run when shite got real
Posted by McLemore
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:48 pm to
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Asked this in November. Pretty sure the general consensus was Grizzly


No contest grizzly wins--they can weigh nearly 5X the ave silverback, and are 10mph faster on a sprint. Those two are enough without even getting into other attributes.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:48 pm to
Grizzly wouldn’t know what the frick to do when the gorilla started jerking off.

You ever try to fight someone while they’re jerking off? Yeah you lose every time
This post was edited on 1/18/18 at 3:49 pm
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