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re: Settle a drunken argument: Tyson vs Bruce Lee no holds barred KO match

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Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:15 am to
Norris jokes aside. Chuck Norris, in his prime, was a BAD BAD dude and a world champion multiple times over.

No holds barred? A simple boxer is at a huge disadvantage against a prime Norris.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75229 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:15 am to
Again.

Tyson has Lee beat in brute strength and size. That is it.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:15 am to
frick Tyson having to "catch" Lee. Lee has to get near hit to tap him. I think Lee would score a few. But if Tyson grabbed him or caught that leg it would be OVER right away.

Sorry, but a 145 lb guy really couldn't hurt Tyson without getting good kicks on him. That would also spell his doom.

I don't see much of a dance here. Just Tyson slowly stalking him and not pay attention to those annoying little slaps. Finally he would catch up to him and fricking destroy his passion to breathe.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:15 am to
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Only if he could land a punch. Which he couldn't.
You don't think Tyson would land one single punch in a NHB fight? Come on man.
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13533 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:15 am to
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we'll let me set up the fricking teleport and grab my gopro. Meet u back in the 60s


They didn't have cameras?
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
34837 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:15 am to
But can they crossfit, that is the question.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:16 am to
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not pay attention to those annoying little slaps





I'm sure he hit like a pussy

This post was edited on 2/14/14 at 8:17 am
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75229 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:16 am to
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You don't think Tyson would land one single punch in a NHB fight? Come on man.

He would have a very very hard time. Tyson was fast for a boxer. Lee is on a completely different level.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60044 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:16 am to
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Today's top MMA guys would destroy both Tyson and Bruce Lee. Reason? They didn't know wrestling.


Lee knew wrestling. Part of his training regiment was grappling.

Do you know anything about the guy?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94664 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:17 am to
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Like Tyson didn't have good punching mechanics? lawlz?


That's the real question, isn't it? Did he when he fought Michael Spinks? Yes.

Did he when he fought Evander Holyfield? No.

Tyson did not age well - and you would have to catch him right at that 1986 to 1989 window to have THE Mike Tyson of legend.

And, for all those gaudy 1 round knockouts, Tyson's first "real" pro fight was Jesse Ferguson, who was DQed for excessive holding in the sixth after Tyson broken his nose in the fifth. After the Ferguson fight, he fought pretty much name fighters (only a couple of fillers) up to and including Carl "The Truth" Williams before losing to Buster Douglas in Tokyo. That's why I put that narrow window.

After Williams, he went 8-3 over his next 11 fights, then 5-3 (2 NC) over his final 10.

And that's another factor working against Tyson - he rarely went the distance, either way. Out of 50 wins, only 5 were decisions - in all 6 of his losses, he was knocked out, TKO'd or disqualified.

An average Tyson fight was 4 to 5 rounds.



Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31347 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:17 am to
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This is the only video I could find.
LINK


I am more convinced than ever now after seeing that. He struggles to put away guys in his own 150lb weight category. From the talk in this thread, you'd think he would demolish or kill every one of those opponents in 10 seconds.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179061 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:17 am to
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A simple boxer





Now Tyson, the most decorated heavyweight of all time, is just a simple boxer huh? Jesus...
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:18 am to
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Have you ever seen Lee embedd his foot in someone's sku


Well, I can get a good look at a steak by sticking my head up a bull's arse. But, I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
Posted by AngryBeavers
Member since Jun 2012
4554 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:18 am to
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Only if he could land a punch. Which he couldn't.


If Lee gets close to Tyson he's going down. Tyson was not slow and if you take the gloves off of him he would absolutely kill Bruce Lee.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31347 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:18 am to


Is he going to just walk up and poke Tyson in the chest to death?
This post was edited on 2/14/14 at 8:23 am
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75229 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:18 am to
I love how people assume "145 pounds? lol what a pussy. He couldn't hit hard"
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19686 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:19 am to
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You can find, online, where he would bend 200 pound punching bags in half knocking them to the roof with those kicks.

Yeah, but punching bag no hit back.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60044 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:20 am to
Good post. Tyson's weakness was WELL known: lack of conditioning. Which doesn't bode well against Lee who was world famous for his conditioning.

Lee could literally run circles around Tyson until Tyson ran out of breath.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75229 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:20 am to
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I am more convinced than ever now after seeing that. He struggles to put away guys in his own 150lb weight category. From the talk in this thread, you'd think he would demolish or kill every one of those opponents in 10 seconds.

Is he going to just walk up and poke Tyson in the chest to death?

Seeing as how most of the fights he had weren't recorded (because the Chinese were hardcore about keeping those fighting styles secret) you're going to have a hard time finding actual fighting videos.

The Chinese were extremely pissed at him for making movies with some of his knowledge.
This post was edited on 2/14/14 at 8:21 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179061 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:20 am to
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Yeah, but punching bag no hit back.



Or grab his leg and use it to power bomb his arse on the pavement. NHB...right?
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