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re: Settle a drunken argument: Tyson vs Bruce Lee no holds barred KO match

Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:43 am to
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:43 am to
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Tyson was definitely fast for his size, however we are comparing him being fast to the people he was fighting.

Bruce Lee was strong for his size, however we are comparing him to the things he was fighting..... Punching bags.
Posted by boom roasted
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:44 am to
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I've never seen someone so unjustifiably feared as Mike Tyson.
I think the fear is pretty justified.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:45 am to
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I thought we were talking about Tyson in his prime?


Even still. I'm scared of Mike Tyson today, but I nonetheless think putting him among the great murderous warriors of world history is absurd.

Honestly, there is no way to verify this, but how many adult males in the USA right now beat Tyson in his prime in a no-rules fight? You really don't think there are any out of 150 million or so? Extrapolate that to the world, and then to even recent history.

I know you were probably exaggerating somewhat, but some people really do think Tyson is the most fearsome figure in American history, which I find funny.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:45 am to
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Tyson was definitely fast for his size, however we are comparing him being fast to the people he was fighting.


You quoted me talking about Lee, though.

I agree with your statement - Tyson was very, very fast for a man his size, particularly with the punching power he had. He would not have been considered "fast" in lower divisions.
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:45 am to
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Bruce Lee was strong for his size, however we are comparing him to the things he was fighting..... Punching bags.


Mike Tyson would be a punching bag in this scenario.
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:46 am to
IMO Lee wins this fight 8 out of every 10 times its fought but every once in a while Tyson will connect and when he does, its lights out for the kung fu king
Posted by stout
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:47 am to
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the most fearsome figure in American history,



The fact that Abe Lincoln killed vampires gives him this title. I mean according to many in this thread it must be real if it was in a movie.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:48 am to
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The fact that Abe Lincoln killed vampires gives him this title. I mean according to many in this thread it must be real if it was in a movie.


Mel Gibson from Patriot too, but both used weapons so they're out.
Posted by Jobu93
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:49 am to
Is it agreed upon by most if not all that if Tyson connected, its game over for Lee? If so, then this must come down to speed differential alone.

Lee is quicker, no doubt, but I'm not sure he's quick enough for enough times so that he wins. Remember, Yson can take punishment and he won't do it for giggles without delivering his own.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:51 am to
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I think the fear is pretty justified.


Very few fought him without fear. Certainly Buster Douglas did not appear to fear him, nor did Holyfield or Lewis. The problem with the "aging" Tyson response is that all these guys are older than him.

In his prime, he was a very formidable opponent. But more so than Joe Louis in his prime (25 title defenses), Marciano (undefeated as a heavyweight, despite giving up size and reach advantages to virtually every opponent - and a lack of what would be considered "boxing" ability) or Ali (captured the title 3 times)? I'm not so certain. He was on the cusp of eclipsing all 3 of those greats - but everything went wrong, seemingly at once.

But fear is one of the non-objective things in Tyson's favor.
This post was edited on 2/14/14 at 9:53 am
Posted by Freauxzen
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:54 am to
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Whether or not he could land that gouge is the question. But then you're taking away the beauty of the fight right?



It's a fight who cares about the "beauty" of it. All your fancy bullshite goes right out the window when facing a giant like Tyson. Strength and size trump your bullshite karate moves.


Swing and a miss on the point, and you clearly didn't understand the point of "beauty," or read the first paragraph of the response.

The point, in a real fight, a "no holds barred, no one leaves alive," kind of fight, the winner is not who punches the hardest, or who's the strongest, etc. Strength, Reach, power-per-pound. I think people are still trapped in this idea of rules, even metaphorically. "Beauty," for the Tyson lovers in his strength, brutality, hand-speed etc. So in their heads, this fight ends up a boxing match, and Tyson wins.

(For Lee it's his overall speed, skillset, wisdom, etc.)

All of that effects the fight, but take away the beauty...just like you said and...

The winner is whoever can debilitate the fastest. Right? If not, then I don't think you get it. This isn't a boxing match, this isn't even a ground and pound. Whoever gets the most vicious attack in first probably wins. And both Lee and Tyson are capable of that, and we don't really (and can't) have proof of them really letting go (not even Tyson's ear bite) and trying to kill someone though. On either account.

It doesn't have to be a magic eye gouge or dislocated knee. Throat jab, wrist break, etc. But Tyson's strength means less than his durability in this case. Even with that, a real debilitating hit can fly right past the ability to take a punch. Does Lee get a kick to the nuts in? Does he get an eye gouge? Throat jab?

I think, even the street fighting stories for Tyson, in that situation it was just as much about appearances, and the "honor" of a fist fight, as kung fu is. It isn't really about maiming and disabling someone. The idea of a fist fight is romantic. The idea of a throat jab, not so much.

If you really got into a bar fight, and REALLY wanted to win without fear of repercussions or truly hurting your opponent, you don't put up your fists, and try to punch away, you disable, and do it quickly. By any means necessary, even risk of killing.

Most will like to think that Bruce can win because of his speed in that situation alone and that's fair. But if you throw out everything, it's about who gets that first truly unruly attack in. And that makes it kind of impossible to talk about.

Posted by stout
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:55 am to
No offense but you kind of talk in circles in this thread like you're trying to come off as if you know more than you actually do.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:55 am to
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You quoted me talking about Lee, though.


Did I?

I was skimming through it

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He would not have been considered "fast" in lower divisions

This. We have no reference really of how his speed would hold up against a truly fast opponent. The thing with Lee, is he has fought bigger & stronger people.

Lee also has a fighting style that would allow him to adapt to the fighter, which Tyson really doesn't have to a great degree. Tyson can alter a few things, but his actual fighting style relies on being in close quarters with somebody that for the most part stays pretty much in front of them.
Posted by Tiger in NY
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:56 am to
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break arms, etc.


lo fricking l at 150lbs breaking Tyson's arm.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:57 am to
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The thing with Lee, is he has fought bigger & stronger people.
When and where?

We have proof of Tyson competing against other professionals. We can't say the same for Lee. It's all conjecture.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:57 am to
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MO Lee wins this fight 8 out of every 10 times its fought but every once in a while Tyson will connect and when he does, its lights out for the kung fu king


This is how I see it as well. If I were Lee, I would start every fight against Tyson by sweeping into a leg hold, and breaking the Knee. Game Over.
Posted by Hulkklogan
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:57 am to
I can't believe this thread is at 17 pages.

Tough times on the OT
Posted by CarRamrod
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:58 am to
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Lee is going to have one shot to knock Tyson out cold if Tyson rushes him, because Tyson's first punch WILL knock Lee the **** out.

Tyson wins and wins quickly.

Lee would frick up tyson.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
39636 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:59 am to
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fricking l at 150lbs breaking Tyson's arm.


With proper training, it isn't really all that hard.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:59 am to
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lo fricking l at 150lbs breaking Tyson's arm.
We're on the same side of this argument, but if Jose Aldo gets Tyson in an armbar position, he could break that arm.
This post was edited on 2/14/14 at 10:01 am
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