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Self-Justice for Left Lane Campers
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:45 pm
Any of you deliver your own punishment to those assholes that sit in the left lane at a 65 mph pace?
If Im not in a rush with a slow day on the roads, I’ll pass on the right, switch to the left in front of them and slow down gradually to make them change lanes. Then I’ll speed up. If they switch back, I’ll rinse and repeat for a bit.
My favorite though is on rainy days. After passing on the right, I’ll switch lanes in front of them in an effort to tire spray the bastard. Usually they get the point and change lanes. If not, I get joy out of seeing them switch to the “high” wiper setting.
If Im not in a rush with a slow day on the roads, I’ll pass on the right, switch to the left in front of them and slow down gradually to make them change lanes. Then I’ll speed up. If they switch back, I’ll rinse and repeat for a bit.
My favorite though is on rainy days. After passing on the right, I’ll switch lanes in front of them in an effort to tire spray the bastard. Usually they get the point and change lanes. If not, I get joy out of seeing them switch to the “high” wiper setting.
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Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:47 pm to DustyDinkleman
You shouldn’t be on the roads if things like this bother you so much.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:50 pm to DustyDinkleman
Wow. That must make you feel like a real man, bitch.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:50 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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You shouldn’t be on the roads if things like this bother you so much.
Get out of the left lane.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:51 pm to DustyDinkleman
Good way to cause a wreck. You're a bigger problem than they are.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:54 pm to DustyDinkleman
No. I do like to go a few below the speed limit in the left lane, then match speed with people trying to pass on the right
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:54 pm to Brosef Stalin
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Good way to cause a wreck. You're a bigger problem than they are.
To be fair, the left lane cruisers are the ones causing the wrecks.
Speed rarely causes accidents. Inconsiderate/oblivious drivers who force people to change lanes are the reason most crashes happen. Of course, those people are never held accountable and generally have no idea they're causing a problem.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 12:58 pm to DustyDinkleman
"I wanna go faster but I'm gonna slow down so I can frick with this guy."
Sound logic.
Sound logic.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:00 pm to DustyDinkleman
I try to run them off the road but since it’s usually Asian women they don’t notice my efforts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:36 pm to DustyDinkleman
Damn, bunch of left lane drivers in this thread. Props to you OP. Frick all these driving slow in the left lane on purpose fricktards. The law specifically advises slower traffic to keep in the right lane
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:38 pm to DustyDinkleman
That’s a whole lot of words when “I’m a douchebag” would convey the exact same message.
Work smarter, not harder. Douche.
Work smarter, not harder. Douche.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:49 pm to GeauxGutsy
I keep to the right lane. If you need to go faster, pass me dammit. Don't tailgate 4 inches from my bumper thinking that'll make me go faster. It won't.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 1:54 pm to DustyDinkleman
Last summer, an Indiana state trooper made news for pulling over one of these nimrods.
Fox News article
Fox News article
quote:
“I stopped this vehicle today for a left lane violation on I-65. The driver had approximately 20 cars slowed behind her because she would not move back to the right lane.” Wheeles wrote. “Again...if there are vehicles behind you, you must move to the right lane to allow them to pass.”
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:04 pm to DustyDinkleman
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:06 pm to DustyDinkleman
Kill them all. All those motherfrickers need to die in agony.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:11 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:
Inconsiderate/oblivious drivers who force people to change lanes are the reason most crashes happen.
Lol. "Force."
Why so serious? You late?
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:12 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:your life must me fricking miserable
Any of you deliver your own punishment to those assholes that sit in the left lane at a 65 mph pace?
If Im not in a rush with a slow day on the roads, I’ll pass on the right, switch to the left in front of them and slow down gradually to make them change lanes. Then I’ll speed up. If they switch back, I’ll rinse and repeat for a bit.
My favorite though is on rainy days. After passing on the right, I’ll switch lanes in front of them in an effort to tire spray the bastard. Usually they get the point and change lanes. If not, I get joy out of seeing them switch to the “high” wiper setting.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:17 pm to DustyDinkleman
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If not, I get joy out of seeing them switch to the “high” wiper setting.
Yeah, you making them move a hand 5 inches to toggle a switch really showed them.
Posted on 2/10/19 at 2:25 pm to Smart Post
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Lol. "Force."
Why so serious? You late?
Yeah, force. When I've got my cruise set at the flow of traffic, and you're in the left lane traveling slower than the surrounding traffic, guess what that forces me to do?
Either brake unnecessarily, or change lanes, or both. Both are dangerous.
Here's an educational video that explains this for you and the rest of those who struggle to understand why their inconsiderate driving habits is not only rude, but extremely dangerous:
LINK
ETA: An interesting side note is the way this looks from the air. Every traffic jam that I've ever seen from the air (assuming there is no accident or inclement weather), has been caused by slow moving traffic in the left lane forcing braking and lane changes (and subsequently more braking). Chain reaction of brakes. All because you don't give a shite about anyone else but yourself.
This post was edited on 2/10/19 at 2:28 pm
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